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Why did the worm have 5 loves? He has 5 hearts.

JaZzY, Chesterton , IN
United States

What kind of worm is related to a ruler? an inch worm

Anthony, Chesterton , IN
United States

What do you call a worm that lives in earth? An earthworm!

Justine, Annapolis , MD
United States

What do you get when you cross an Earthwom with an Owl? A NIGHTCRAWLER!

Stephen Austin, Orlando , FL
United States

What kind of worm that is related to a ruler? An inch worm!

Sierra, Winston Salem , NC
United States

Why did the worm have confidence? Because he had 5 hearts!

Cooper/Hubba Bubba/Bubble Gum, Albuquerque , NM
United States

what kind of worm sticks around? :a tapeworm

peyton wood, crystal lake , IL
United States

why do they call it a tape worm??? because they are sticky...

allie.s, sparta. nc , NC
United States

What do you call a baby worm awake at night? A night crawler

Grace, New lenox , IL
United States

what did Mr.warm tell the kids when they ask why are you cuddling me? :to keep you guys worm.

Jenica D., Moval , CA
United States

I'm a WORMan are you a man??

Jessica Lee, Calgary
Canada

what type of worm sticks to you?! A TAPEWORM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DOES A TAPEWORM DO WHEN IT FALLS APART?! TAPE ITSELF BACK TOGETHER!!!! WHY DO TAPEWORMS LIKE PEOPLE? PEOPLE GIVE THEM MORE TAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

krianne and karlissa, avoca , NY
United States

What did the worm say to the centipede? I'm WORM are you? What did the sun say to the worm? I'm WORMing you up!

Clear Water Academy Grade 4 Girls, Calgary
Canada

What do you call a worm the plays music backwards? A decomposer!

Matthew L, Palm Springs , CA
United States

Why does the worm love the trashtruck? It is a decomposer!

Kayla, Ambler , PA
United States

What did the Night Crawler say to the Trout? I am worming you do not try to eat me because i am so unhealthy!

Hanah, GrandForks , ND
United States

What kind of worm eats a lot? a Mealworm.

Bruce, Grand Forks , ND
United States

What is it called when a worm takes over the world? GLOBAL WORMING!!!

Schindewolf Intermediate, Spring , TX
United States

what do you calla worm that works all day? a worm a hollic

camryn, marshall , MO
United States

What does a worm do with his setae after he's mad? He gets a GRIP!!

Garrett, Salem , OR
United States

What is it called when a worm takes over the world? GLOBAL WORMING!

Eli, Napa , CA
United States

Why was the worm a good reader? He was a bookworm!

Sydney, San Diego , CA
United States

Why are worms are good dancers? Because they are so slick.

Daniel, Salitga
Indonesia

Why was the worm crawling at night? Because he was a night crawler!

Jericah, Waterville , ME
United States

what are worms favorite sandwich? Soil sandwiches!

Ilse, SS , MD
United States

what kind of worm loves to recycle and save water. a EARTHWORM!!!!!

chloe, san bruno , CA
United States

Why did the worm crawl at night? He was a night crawler.

Claire, Newcastle , CA
United States

What sort of worm own's a video shop? A Tapeworm.

Matthew, Auckland
New Zealand

What did one worm bin say to the other worm bin? Answer: Bin there, Done that.

Rockygirlcat, Honolulu , HI
United States

what lets you walk though walls: doors

bayleigh, canada
Canada

what do you call a math worm? an inchworm

cole, reno , NE
United States

Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana split!

Kiwi, Los Angeles , CA
United States

What do you call a baseball plus an insect? A pop fly!

claudia, shoreview , MN
United States

a captain says to the sailor boy:throw out the anchor boy! the sailor boy says to the captain:the anchors still new!

kristy, oklahoma city
United States

why didn't the foot cross the road? because it needed a hand! shelby smith age 9.

shelby, George town , KY
United States

Q: what did the ocean say to the other ocean A: nothing they just waved

grace wethor, minapolis , MN
United States

Q: how did the hamburger show that he wanted to marry the other hamburger A:by giving her a onion ring

grace wethor, mineapolis , MN
United States

What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

katlyn, JACKSONVILLE , NC
United States

why did herman bring to pants to the golf course? encase he had a hole in one!

Emilio Barajas, Defiance , OH
United States

Which planet has been married the most? Saturn- because it has the most rings!

Dene Chung, Tenafly , NJ
United States

Q:What is a gorilla's favorite food? A:Ape-ricots!

Nikolette, Whippany , NJ
United States

what do you get when a worm takes over the earth? a earth worm!

alexis, savannah , MO
United States

What does a pig put on a cut? OINKMENT! :)

Leah, Vitale , TX
United States

What do u call a worn that is flopping around.Squirmin herman

Trent, Bartlett , IL
United States

Q: What do you call it when worms take over the earth? A: Global worming!

FHP, lindy , NY
United States

what worm will steal your books a book worm

reid, suwannee , GA
United States

What does a zookeeper eat for a snack? Animal Crackers

Caleb, Mt.Ida , AR
United States

What worm can you stick in a book and it will read it?A book worm!

karly rose holden, Mt.Ida , AR
United States

What state has the most roads? Rhode Island

Tanner, Mt.Ida , AR
United States

What do you call a pig who knows karate? Pork chop

Kayla, Waynesboro , VA
United States

Why did the runner only put mustatrd om his hot dog? Because he couldn't ketch-up.

Will Flannery, San Antonio , TX
United States

What does a baby computer call its dad? DATA

Hunter, Catasauqua , PA
United States

WHAT KIND OF WORM DO YOU USE IN MATH? AN INCH WORM

kole, Metairie , LA
United States

A mama tomato and a papa tomato were walking down the sidewalk. There son was very far behind them. They turned around and told their son: "Ketch-up"!!!

morgan melbourne, Lancaster , NY
United States

why don'te eggs tell jokes??? if they did they will CRACK UP!!!!!

anjila, morrisville , NC
United States

The red house is on the right the blue house is on the left where is the white house? In Washington DC.

Zoe, lexington , OH
United States

where did the worm tell his brother he was at?A:at the big apple

haven-storm, somerset , KY
United States

what do you call a worm that writes music? A composter

natalie, st. charles , IL
United States

knock knock who's there? Boo Boo who? why are you crying. its just a joke!

Kevin M., Cary , NC
United States

A ponie goes to the doctor beacuse he cant speak. The doctor says" I know the problem your a little horse."

matt, cary , NC
United States

What did the worm say to his wife on the phone when he was coming home from work? "Sorry, I can't hear you; I'm going through a tunnel."

Ben, Burlington , WI
United States

What do you call a worm who writes music?A:a composter

Alexis, Wabash , IN
United States

Why did the boy close the fridge. He saw the salad dressing

Alexsandra Luckenbill, Wabash , IL
United States

what kind of cookie does a bird like chocolate chirp

olivia wilson, straughsburg , IL
United States

Do do dogs and trees have in common? They both have bark!

Isabella kanish, altoona , PA
United States

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snow-man? A: Frost-bite

brynne.gregson, cardton
Canada

why was the baby ant confused? because all his uncles were ants!!!!

Kathy, Honalulu , FL
United States

Why do worms taste like chewing gum? Because they are wrigleys!

kyler knox, wright city , OK
United States

knock knock who's there cow go cow go who no, cow go moo

Jayci, Sunray , TX
United States

Why do Sea Gulls live by the sea, because if they lived by the bay they would be bagels

Rachel, Sunray , TX
United States

Q: WHAT IS THE MOST FLEXIBLE FOOD.A. A BANANA SPLIT

AARON, RALEIGH , NC
United States

How hot do you want your food? worm please

maria, Wichita Falls , IL
United States

how did the chair cross the road? I has four legs!

Lexi Thorson, mabel , MN
United States

what is a worms favorite part of a football game the worm up

ramel, Manteca , CA
United States

When the dog went to pick up the food the server said BONE LAPATIET

Amber, Philadelphia , PA
United States

How do you catch a squrriel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut

Ju Ju, CLEVELAND , TN
United States

whats the difference between a train and a teacher? a teacher says spit out your gum and a train says chew chew chew

paige, henniker , NH
United States

Q:what is a sheperds favourite food A:sheperds pie

mia olagbaju, london
United Kingdom

Why wasn't the skull ever absent for school? Because it doesn't have any body to to go out with!

cassie, houston , TX
United States

What is a worm's favorite part of a football game? The worm up

Dominick, Johns Creek , GA
United States

what do you get when you cross a seagull with a bee? a beagel, of course!

angelina ziarno, philadelphia , PA
United States

what is a treatment for swine flue? oinkment!

ana, green bay , WI
United States

why did the math teacher quit?Because she got tired of all the problems

David Rueda, Chicago , IL
United States

WHAT has the most stories? a library!

TANNER, VANCOVER , CA
United States

What do you get when you cross dracula with a snowman?Frost Bite!

Benito, Hamptonville , NC
United States

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?To reach the high notes!

Allison Gibbons, Seattle , WA
United States

What do you call a worm that play basetball A Herman baseball player

Vicky, Weset , IA
United States

knock knock! whos there? franceis franceis who? france is a country in Europe

Hannah McEvoy, Galway
Ireland

what do you get when you mix a d.j. with a gingerbread man? sweet beets!

Terrica Davis, arlington , LA
United States

what do skeletons say before they eat? Bone app├ętit!

oprah, north lauderdale , FL
United States

What is the smallest room in the world? a mushroom!

Gabriel Hahn, Fort Mill , SC
United States

why are basketball players always so cool. because of their fans

luis sifuentes, arlington , TX
United States

What do you call a worm that has claws? A wormorine

Kevin C., Arlington , TX
United States

why did the worm do under the blanket? because it wanted to get worm!

Tina, Arlington , TX
United States

How do you get a skeleton to laugh? You tickle its funny bone!

Haley Kober, Duson , LA
United States

What do you call it when a worm takes over the world? Global Worming

MYA, NEW YORK , NY
United States

What do you call a worm who loves kids? Herman

Taylor, Winnsboro , SC
United States

WHAT DOES THE BEAUTY CLASS TEACHER MAKE THE CLASS DO? A MAKEUP TEST!!!

BROOK, WESTERVILLE , OH
United States

what did the egg say to the chef? you crack me up!

natalie clarke, Harrisburg , NC
United States

what do you call a killer robot worm. wormanator

harrison azbell, clearlake , TX
United States

Q.) What do you call it when worms take over the world? A.) Global worming!

Mikaela, St. Albert
Canada

why did the elephant cross the road because the chicken was taking a break.

bunny, st. albert
Canada

why did cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? because she kept on running away from the ball!!!

Brielle, st.albert
Canada

What store does a dog not like to shop at??? A flea Market

Garbage4sale, new yoek , PA
United States

why did the worm cross the road. because there was a bird

Billy, Worcester , MA
United States

wats a worm with eight legs spiderworm.

Coltin Nordan, seebork , TX
United States

KNOCK NOCK WHOS THERE KECHUP KECHUP WHO KECHUP WITHME TO LEARN ABOUT WORMS

reece, monroe , NC
United States

What do you call a worm half robot? Worm bot!

Erin B, Chinook , MT
United States

Why did the worm eat the laptop? It was an Apple

Tiffany, Milwaukee , WI
United States

What do you call a gummy worm? A yummy worm.

Chelsie F., Chinook , MT
United States

What do you call a worm 50 feet long? WORMZILLA!

TAMER J., Chinook , MT
United States

KNOCK NOCK WHOS THERE HERMAN HERMAN WHO HERMAN THE WORM!

FRANK, TOOT
Zambia

What do you call a worm that likes to help the environment? An earthworm.

Rachael C., Crowfield , SC
United States

Why are fish so smart? They spend a lot of time in school!

Sue Marshall, Fort Worth , TX
United States

why are rhinos so hard to talk to? because they keep buting in

archie, north berwick
United Kingdom

daisy:im in big trouble joe: why? daisy:because my mom said my room had to be spotless joe:so? daisy: my room has different coler polka dot.

hunter skeen, denton , NC
United States

knock,knock who's there ice cream ice cream who i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream

jodi, lexington , NC
United States

why do penguins carry fish in thier beaks because they have no pockets

oscar, township of ocean , NJ
United States

What has wheels and flies? A garbage truck!

Natalie, Lancaster , PA
United States

Why did the two legged cat stop moving? Because he realized that he had two paws!

Joe Bob, Miami , FL
United States

how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it!

Savanna, York , IL
United States

How do worms cross the road? I don't know because they don't have any legs!

kai, Pflugerville , TX
United States

why didn't the skeleton cross the road because he didn't have the guts to do it

grant, posttown pa , PA
United States

knock knock who's there? orange. nock knock who's there orange. knock knock who's there banana. banana who? arnt you glad i did not say orange?

Hanah, Ardmore , OK
United States

What did the worm say to his sister? Nothing, he doesn't have a mouth!!!

Alexis, Suwanee , GA
United States

Why did the math book go to therapy????????????????????? because he had many problems

Ashlyn Kelly, Dearborn , MN
United States

Why didn't the egg give the worm eany mony. Because it was brok

ruth pina, joliet , IL
United States

Why did the worm throw the clock out the window? To see time fly!

Samantha, Eyebrow, SK.
Canada

why did the cow jump over the moon so quick.cause the worms scrared him

nasha owens, pitts , PA
United States

What is the worms favorite concert? The wiggles.

Mia, Hamilton
New Zealand

why was matilda obsessed with worms in wood? her name is matilda wormwood!

kenzie, wv , WV
United States

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts!

Chasity Mullens, Richwood , WV
United States

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8 9...!

Kenzie, Richwood , WV
United States

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. :-)

Mrs. M's grade 2, Pulaski , WI
United States

what do worms sing at birthdays?happy wormday to you!

autumn, joliet , IL
United States

who do you call whan you have swine flwe? call a hambulance

Hanna, Yamba
Australia

Why couldn't the boy go straight home from school? Because he lived around the corner!!

Ashleigh Gatiss-Ward, Hamilton
New Zealand

What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me something smells!!!!

Michaela Gatiss-Ward, Gleview Hamilton
New Zealand

what did the football coach say when he went to the bank I want my Quater back.

Chase / Ben, houston , TX
United States

Is your refridgerator running? you better go catch it!

benjamin hobbs, houston , TX
United States

What do you call a pig that's in a blanket pigs in a blanket

Jr obermeyer, Gypsum , KS
United States

What does a worm who has been caught in trouble do? Try to squirm his way out of it!

Gary Meow, Rochester , NY
United States

knock knock, whos there, Herman, Herman who, Herman Munster.

Ryan Butson, Bunbury
Australia

knock,knock who is there orange ,orange who orange u glad i didnt sya bananas

lala, reform , AL
United States

What is a pig that is died? Bacon!!!!!

Carter, Kansas , KS
United States

Knock knock who's there grandma grandma who grandma is going to throu her cane at you.

Tay ta, Assaria , KS
United States

Knock,Knock Who's there Herman Herman who Herman the best worm on the internet.

Abbbey, Bunbury
Australia

what do you you call a hot worm a warm worm

austin, advance , MO
United States

What do you call worm that's hot? A warm worm

Denzel L., Manakau City
New Zealand

Knock,knock, Who's there, I am cold, I am cold who, Let me in, its worm in there!

Alyssa and Dani., Wellington
New Zealand

What kind of worm moves all the time? A wiggle-worm!

Bailey, McDonald , OH
United States

How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.

Kavisha, Ackland
New Zealand

What kind of worm crawls at night? A nightcrawler.

Makayla S, Middletown , IN
United States

What do worms do before playing sports? Worm up!

Ichigo K, Denver , CO
United States

What kinda worm sticks? Tape worm

Noel G, Chicago , IL
United States

What do you call a worm that reads? A bookworm.

Bryanna, Kanas City , KS
United States

What worm is best for the enivorment? An "Earth worm"

Noah, Sparks , NV
United States

What does a worm do when another worm tickles it? He doesn't laugh. He just squirmed!

Nicole S., Alpine , CA
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off.

Jasmine, Prospect Heights , IL
United States

What did the worm say to the leaf? It was nice eating you

Thalia, Laval
Canada

Why did the worm go to the library? Because he was a "bookworm".

Nicole, Ontario
Canada

Why did the worm eat the food? Because he was hungry

Jemima, Newton , MA
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? To get out of trouble!

Roxsa, Fareham
United Kingdom

What do worms do in a pool? They squirm

Samantha, Jamestown , NY
United States

How are inch worms helpful on rides? It tells you how tall you are!

Carley, Jamestown , NY
United States

Why did the bird cross the road? To get to the worm on the other side!

Autumn, Kamloops
United States

What happens to a worm who digs to far? It gets in-dig-estion!!!

Mikayla B, State College , PA
United States

What is a worm's least favorite bird? The worm-bler.

Manoli, Campbell , OH
United States

Why was the worm named Worman? Because it was a woman.

Michelle, Trumbull , CT
United States

What is a inch worm used for? It`s used for math!

Wintney, Waldron , AR
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? To run away from the bird

Alex, Fall Church , MO
United States

Why did the worm get the ruler? It wanted to see how far it could inch!

Abigail, tonasket , WA
United States

Why was the worm asked to leave class? Because he was squirming.

Travis, Milton , MA
United States

What kind of worm do you use for math? An Inch Worm

Jethro, Milton , MA
United States

Why did the worm sleep in? Because the early bird gets the worm.

Connor, Milton , MA
United States

What is a worm's second favorite store? Worm-greens!

Paul S, Buffalo Grove , IL
United States

What do worms do in the pool? They squirm

Tyrone, Columbia , SC
United States

What's a worm's favorite band? The Wormets

William, Columbia , SC
United States

What Is The Worms Favorite Show? The Wiggles

Chynna B, Columbia , SC
United States

Why Didn't The Earth Worm Live In The Ground Anymore? Because The Ground Hog Ate it.

Chynna B, columbia , SC
United States

What is a worm's favorite store? Wor-Mart

Mazen C, Columbia , SC
United States

When it's cold out, what is the best kind of shower? A "worm" shower!

Mrs. Uhart's Class, Smith Valley , NV
United States

What a worm's fave website on google? The Adventures of Herman

Katie C, Huntington , WV
United States

Why is a worm so caring? Because its got 5 hearts!

Mindy, St. Paul , MT
United States

What do you call a worm that eats a lot of meals? A mealworm

Stephanie, Plainview , NY
United States

Knock knock. Who's there? Book worm. Book worm who? Book worm that saves a page in a book.

Sabrina, Westland , MI
United States

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Justin, Redmond , WA
United States

Why was the glow worm unhappy? Because her children weren't that bright!

Grace, Parkville , MD
United States

What do you call a worm that was put on a hook? Fish bait

Sidney D, Chesapeake , VA
United States

What excuse did the worm give when he didn't turn in his homework? "My sister ate my homework!!"

Dylan, Defiance , OH
United States

What do you call a good gummy worm? Wormalious!

Madison, Defiance , OH
United States

Where did Herman go when the others could not find him? To the com-post office

Adrianna, Defiance , OH
United States

What kind of candy do worms like? Gummy worms

Andrew, Collerville , TN
United States

What do you call a worm who reads lots of books? A book worm!

Angel G, Orlando , FL
United States

Knock knock! Who's there? Herman. Herman who? Herman the squirmin worm!

Angel G, Orlando , FL
United States

WHAT IS A WORM`S HEALTHIEST TYPE OF CHOCALATE? BARK CHOCALATE !

SOPHIA, SAN FRANCISCO , CA
United States

Why do worms need small bites? Because there tiny.

Dakota, port clinton , OH
United States

What do you call a worm that giggles? A gummy worm.

Abby, Noble , OK
United States

What did the worm say to the apple? Can I live in you?

Josh C., Solon , OH
United States

What do worms eat for desert? Fliescream

Ivy, Corydon , IN
United States

What do you call a worm that is into books? A bookworm

Olivia, Wilmington , NC
United States

Why do worms like apples? Because they live in them!!

Layla, Wilmington , NC
United States

What is the only brake dance move that a worm can do? The worm!

Lizette, San Diego , CA
United States

What did the worm say to the stick? Why don't you scratch my back.

Jennifer Rios, Siler City , NC
United States

How can you tell the difference from a worm and a caterpillar? You see if it has feet on it.

Melanie, dalles , TX
United States

Where does a worm go when it drops off mail? The compost office!

Kelsey, Lapeer , MI
United States

What street does a worm live on? Ground street

Kelly, Forest Hill , MD
United States

Why are some worms called earthworms? Because they live on earth!

Kasey, Dothan , AL
United States

Why was the worm in a sour mood? Because it was a sour candy worm

Darla, Tri-Cities , WA
United States

How do u tell which end of a worm is the head? You tickle the middle and see which end wiggles

Courtney, Valdosta , GA
United States

Why did the worm cross the dirt? Because it wanted to dig a hole.

Jillian, Dothan , IL
United States

What street does a worm live on? Ground street.

Michael, Dothan , AL
United States

Why did the worm go to the library? It was a bookworm

Alyssa, Pembroke
Canada

What do you call twelve inch worms? A foot.

Alyssa, Pembroke
Canada

What did the teacher say to the student studying worms? What a worm-derful job!

Alyx Schmitz, Oakes , ND
United States

What do you say when a worm is crossed with a cow? WOW!

Steven, Moncure , NC
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? Because the worm wanted to dig a hole on the other side.

Amanda, Cresco , IA
United States

How do you find out which end is the head of a worm? Tickle it in the middle and see where it smiles.

ALYSSA, PEMBROKE
Canada

How many worms does it tack to fix a light ball? Zero because they can't reach it.

Taylor ,Mosley, Mississippi , MI
United States

What did the mom worm say to the baby worm about dinner? Dig in!

llama man, toledo
Kuwait

Why did the worm cross the play ground? To get to the other slide.

Annie, Memphis , IL
United States

What did the worm say to the Elephant? You're Big and dry, im small and slimy!

Eva, Casey , IL
United States

What did the Earth say to the worm? Thank You for taking care of me you little critter.

Brett, Ellicott City , MD
United States

What is a worms favorite hobby? Digging!

Colin W., Ellicott city , MD
United States

What type is a worms favorite garden? Kindergarten

Zach, ellicott City , MD
United States

How does a worm get around? It sq-worms.

patrick, Ellicott City , MD
United States

Whats a worm favorite drink? Worm-on-ade!!!

Tanner Johnson, Isanti , MN
United States

What desert do worms like most? A worm sundae with dirt on top.

Amy, Elecott City , MD
United States

What do worms eat? Dirt-A-roni and leaves!

colin hays, ellocott , MD
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? To get away from the chicken!

Ryan Morse, Gainesville , FL
United States

What is a worms favorite dance? The worm

Abby, Gainsvill , FL
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? So the bird couldn't get it.

Ethan M, Philo , IL
United States

What's the worms favorite dance? The worm

Hunter, Gainsvile , FL
United States

What did the bird say to the worm? Nice to eat You!

Matthew, Gainesville , FL
United States

Why did the worm wiggle to work? So he could avoid traffic!

Gage, , SD
United States

What did the astronaut worm say to his HQ? "Earth to ground control!"

Joseph Russell, Colchester
United Kingdom

What dance scares worms? The chicken dance

Jackface, , IL
United States

What is a worms favorite thing to do? Wiggle.

Asia S, Portsmouth , VA
United States

Why did the bird get up early? To get the worm

Lana,
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? To get away from the bird.

Paulie, Vermont , IL
United States

What's the worms favorite hobby? Digging

Joey, Farmington , IL
United States

What do you call a worm that loves the earth? An earth worm!

Erin, Newark , NJ
United States

What do you call a worm with a bird? DINNER!

Zoe, Tarzana , CA
United States

What is a worm's scariest movie? " How to eat Fried Worms"

Daniel, Van Nuys , CA
United States

What did the worm say to the other worm in the summer? Worm day today

Bob, Dallas , TX
United States

What did the fish say to the worm? I'm not falling for this trick.

William, Wilmington , NC
United States

What dance are worms the best? The worm

Korey, Washington , IL
United States

What do you get when you cross Arnold Shwartzenager plus Hermen the worm? The worminator

Chester, Morton , IL
United States

Why was the glow worm disappointed in her children? They weren't that bright.

Chester McGriffith, Morton , IL
United States

What is a worms favorite TV Show? The Wiggles

Drason L., Winston-Salem , NC
United States

What is a worms favorite band? The Beatles

Phill, Saint Augustine , FL
United States

What did the worm say to the other worm? We're working in pairs not apples.

Joe, Jacksonville , FL
United States

What did the bird say to the worm? Tomorrow come for dinner.

Jordan, shawnee , OK
United States

Why did the girl worm like herman the worm so much? Because herman was HER MAN

Angel, Irvine , CA
United States

How does a worm get to the other side of the road? He sc-worms

Danial, Newberry , SC
United States

Whats a worms favorite pie? Apple Pie!

Samuel, Green Bay , WI
United States

What is Herman's favorite movie? A BUG'S LIFE!

Nick, Green Bay , WI
United States

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding a half of a worm!

Kaela, Mesa , AZ
United States

What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.

Kaela, Mesa , AZ
United States

How did the bug get to the other side of the universe? He went through a WORMhole!

Kaela, Mesa , AZ
United States

Why are worms easy to buy? Cause there dirt cheap!

Danelia, Hacienda Heights , CA
United States

Where does an apple worm go to sign up for the army? The Core

Dylan, Levittown , NY
United States

What did the worm say to the apple? I like what you've done to the place.

Emily G., Grand Prairie , TX
United States

Why did the worm cross the playground? To get to the other slide

Naseer, Wiston-Salem , NC
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? Because he wanted to go to a DIRTARAUNT.

Maiyana, Spartanburg , SC
United States

What did the bird say to the worm? I get you because i am the early bird.

Courtney, BC , NC
United States

What did the worm say to the slimy worm? Your the wormiest!

Connor, Wilmington , NC
United States

What type of worm watches a comedy show? Comeda-worm

Breanna & Ariana, St. Clair , MT
United States

Where do worms grow up? Kinder GARDEN

Hannah, Carmel , IN
United States

What worm grows but only a inch? An inch worm

ambria, boston , MA
United States

What is a worms favorite dessert? MUD PIE!

NoNYA, chacogo
Bouvet Island

Where do worms go on vacation? Dirt Island!!!

Micaela Lovins, Nineveh , IN
United States

What did the worm have to take a bath? Mud

Gore, princeton , NJ
United States

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden!

Niki, South Elgin , IL
United States

What did the bird say to the worm? I'll catch you later

Sophie Young, San Anselmo , CA
United States

Why did the worm swim in a pool instead of dirt? Because he didn't want to take a mudbath.

Ethan, culpepper , VA
United States

Why do worms leave for the winter? Wormer place

Taylor, Elida , OH
United States

What does a worm say to give advice? Don't wormy.

Devin, little rock , AR
United States

What is a worm favorite planet? Earth-worm

summer morrison, little rock , AR
United States

Where do worms go in cold weather? Florida for Wormer weather

Rachel, lake Zurich , IL
United States

What did the worm say to the apple? Eat you later.

maxto, doge , KS
United States

What is worms favorite icecream? A soilsplit

david, dodge , DC
United States

What did the bird say to the worm? Eat you later

nikki, chicago , IL
United States

What is Herman's favorite dance move? The Worm

David, hollister , CA
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? To get to the compost heap.

Anna, Wynnewood , PA
United States

What kind of worm does not like mars? Earthworms

adina, ardmore , PA
United States

What kind of worm do you use for math? An Inch Worm

Jamee Schleis, Green Bay , WI
United States

What is a worms favorite dessert? MUD PIE!

Camille, Philadelphia , PA
United States

What did the worm say to the crow? Please don't eat me.

Dora, Reston , VA
United States

What is the word when a worm warms you up? wormth

bill, Springfield , IL
United States

Knock! Knock! who's there? hot and worm. hot and worm who? Dude it's hot and worm in here!

Anonymous, Ft.Worth , TX
United States

whats a worms favorite soup? vegtable soup

ben, fort mill , SC
United States

What is the name for a worm music writer? a compost writer

Carlleen B, Green Bay , WI
United States

What is a horror movie for a worm? How to eat fried worms

Samuel O., Green Bay , WI
United States

What is a worms favorite movie? Bug's Life

Nick VanMatre, Green Bay , WI
United States

What did the worm say to his kid? Don't soil the soil!

Nick VanMatre, Green Bay , WI
United States

What did the worm say to the crab? You look a little craby

Grace Bautch, temecula , CA
United States

What do worms have for desert? soil cream

All, buffalo , NY
United States

what is the worms favorite dance move? the worm.

dustin, lake hughes , CA
United States

what is a worms favorite snack? A leaf sandwitch

Austin, Fort Mill , SC
United States

What do worms do for lunch? run away from birds

ryan, brooklyn , MI
United States

What kind of doctor will a worm have? A docworm

afiq, singapore
Singapore

What did the worm do at the dance? The worm!

Hannah, Charlotte , NC
United States

What did the hawk say to the worm? Nice to eat you!

Harrison, Charlotte , NC
United States

what do worms eat for lunch? leaf burgur

dylan, measa , AZ
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? The worm saw a wonderful bird.

breanna, kirsville , MO
United States

Why did Herman cross the road? Because he wanted to nest.

Kile, Westerville , OH
United States

WHAT DID THE HAWK SAY TO THE WORM? I'M READY FOR DINNER.

Mrs.Iokua, Waianae , HI
United States

What is the faborite place for worms? Wormolandia

Lou ann, Puerto Rico
Puerto Rico

What do worms take when they have a cold? Woredicine!

Gurbir, Calgary
Canada

why did the worm cross the road? To get to his grammy worm.

carei, pooler , GA
United States

What do you call a a company that has to do with worm? A composer

mahealani, waiane , HI
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? To squirm around.

Tatianna Capellan, Miramar , FL
United States

WHY DID THE WORM CROSS THE ROAD? TO GO UNDER GROUND!

ALYSON, COLUMBUS , OH
United States

Why do worms stay in the sun? Because it is a wormer place.

Victoria, Bayswater
Australia

What did the worm say to the bird in the early morning? The late bird catches the worm!

Ashley, Charlotte , NC
United States

What did the worm do when he saw a bird? He squWORMed away! (squirmed)

Ashley, charlotte , NC
United States

What's a worms favorite dance? The wiggle.

Trinity Clark, Tuscaloosa , AL
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? To get to the soil under it.

Ricky, Austin , TX
United States

What did the worm say to the other worm? See you here and there.

samantha c, tronto
Canada

What do a worm say before it ate? Worm-apateet

Ladarrius, Grenada , MS
United States

Why couldn't the worm put on his shoes? Because he couldn't find his feet.

Lily, Chicago , IL
United States

What do you call a girl grown up worm? A worman

Elizabeth, Hobbs , NM
United States

what do worms have to do right when they go in the classroom? A worm up

Sarah Sharp, Fairfield , CA
United States

How many stars do worms have? One there mouth.

Eric Osuch, vernon hills , IL
United States

What is a worms favorite drink? BUG JUICE

kayla, franklin , IN
United States

Where do worms go for vacation? Dirt Palice.

Karrissa Johns, Ninveh , IN
United States

why did the worm cross the road? to get the soil.

Tyler, peachtree city , GA
United States

where do worms go in winter? a wormer place!

Catherine, Morecambe , IL
United States

why did the worm eat the earth? Because he was hungry!!!!!!!

brian, bridgewater , NJ
United States

What do worms use to wash with? Dirt soap

Lexi, Mentone , IN
United States

Why was the glow worm sad? Because her kids weren't that bright

Caroline, Boston , MA
United States

What's a worm's favorite food? Soily Soup.

Alexandra, Boston , MA
United States

what did the worm say to te bird? i willbe in your nest.

tod r, ormond , NY
United States

Why did the worm cross the road in the morning? To get away from the early bird that catches the worm.

Michelle, Raleigh , NC
United States

What do worms have for dinner? Dirt stew

Sydney, Evanson , IL
United States

How do worms live? By squirming there way through life

Caroline, Boston , MA
United States

What did the worm say to the bug? I will pick you up later for dinner.

Katie haase, Hershey , NE
United States

Why didn't the worm ask his girlfriend on date? Just thinking of her set his hearts at different beats

Hannah Carlson, Livermore , CA
United States

What do you call a stubborn worm? Stuck in the mud.

Owen Carlson, Livermore , CA
United States

Why didn't the worm go to the movies with anyone? He had no WORM to go with.

Owen Carlson, Livermore , CA
United States

What did the worm do when the soil ran out? Slimed away

Julia Mokoko, AISD , TX
United States

Why do worms have 5 hearts? To find love

sarah wettemann, usafa , CO
United States

knock knock whos there? boo boo boo who? hey! dont cry mr. wormy sir

bob, bob
Azerbaijan

What did the worm say when he was feeling down? I'm feeling blue but in our case I'm feeling brown

Elziabeth Sparaco, Chelsea , MI
United States

Why did the worm threw himself out the window? Because he wanted to know if he could fly.

jesus, chicago , IL
United States

why didn't the couldnt the worm play in the band? He had no drum bones

ruslan, kfc , RI
United States

Why are worms flexable? Because they take gymnastics.

Avery Nicole Barnett, Nashville , GA
United States

Why did the worms cross the road. To get to the other side.

Jack Gatti, Ingham
Australia

What did the worm have for dinner? Wipt soil.

kiri, Ingham
Australia

why do worms leave for winter? to go be worm with the wormies

sierra, plymouth , NH
United States

Why did the worm go to the doctor? He felt DIRTY

Hannah Patterson, United States , NY
United States

What do worms eat for dinner? Soilghetti

Arielle, houston , TX
United States

What do worms use to shave? Soiling creme

Logan Harlan, Guilford , MO
United States

WHAT DID THE WORM LEARN IN SCHOOL? WORMOLOGY

BOBBY, SALEM , MA
United States

What did the worm say to the bird? Don't eat me!

Lindsey, Raleigh , NC
United States

Knock Knock whos there? herman herman who? herman the earthworm!

Sophie, Charlotte , NC
United States

What is the book that worms are afraid of? Bird books

Judy Bae, Auburn , WA
United States

what did the bookworm say to a worm that asked it for a date? "sorry I'm 'booked'!"

Bryanna O'Keefe, Glen Ridge , NJ
United States

why did the worm cross the road to get to the ether side

Braden Deforge, Loveland , CO
United States

what do you call a worm that didn't make the baseball team? a bench wormer

sally, , IL
United States

WHAT did the plant say to the worm? Do you want a leaf?

WILLAM MOGAN, NY , NY
United States

What did the fishing hook say to the worm after they picked teams for soccer? I'm glad you're my teambate

Meghan Marhan, Glen Ridge , NJ
United States

Whats a worms favorite drink? Root Beer!

Jenny, glen ridge , NJ
United States

What is the worm's favorite dinner? 'Ground' beef

Mrs. Christian's Class, Avon Lake , OH
United States

What is the worm's favorite football team? The Steel'worms'.

Mrs. Christian's Class, Avon Lake , OH
United States

What's the worms favorite place in the state of New York? The BIG APPLE

Mrs. Christian's Class, Avon Lake , OH
United States

What did the hook say to the worm. I'm hooked on you.

Chantal, Fonthill
Canada

wat did the bird say to the worm? dinner at my place

chris m, sidney
Canada

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load!!

Habana, Alameda , CA
United States

How do worms go on diets? They eat weight loss magazines.

CARA, CHARLOTTE , NC
United States

Knock Knock Who's there? Worm man Worm man who? Worm man Herman

ethan, hover , LA
United States

Why worms come out in the rain? Because we're thristy!

K.C. and M.C., B , NJ
United States

What do you get if you cross a human with a worm? A wurman

Danny, Glen Ridge , NJ
United States

What is a worm's favorite dance? The "worm"

LIZ, EG , CT
United States

What's a worms favorite food? Gummy worms

Zen, wilmington , NC
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? So the worms could block the road!

Sarosh N.Mitha, Johns Creek , GA
United States

Why did the worm get smashed in the book? To be a bookworm.

Neha Kotike, Johns Creek , GA
United States

What is a worms favorite store? WORMS R US!

Madeleine, Auburn , WA
United States

knock,knock who's there? worm. worm who? worm up this place its cold!

michael, davenport , IA
United States

What is a worms favorite ice cream? Dirt cake.

fred clampers, chicago , IL
United States

Why did the worm not show the other worm his birthday present? He didn't to soil the suprise

Susan Johnson, raleigh , NC
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? to run from the fish.

morgan, asheville , NC
United States

What kind of food to worms like to eat in the winter? Worm Food

Raychel, Wilson , NC
United States

Why did the worm fall asleep? He was to tired from doing the Worm!

Alayna, wilson , NC
United States

What does the worm say when he wants to win the race against the bird? I did not say eat me!

Randi Gerwatosky, Wilson , NC
United States

Why do some worms go on diets? They're tired of eating newspaper!

valerie, tinley park , IL
United States

where does worms go for a holiday? dirt place

lily, marlow , NH
United States

What do worms have for breakfast? Scrambled Soil

Alyssa, Maryville , TN
United States

How do worms dance? They do the worm wiggle.

Someone, Detroit , MI
United States

what do worms wear for the summer soil dreses(sun dresses)

tina, detriot , MI
United States

What did the bird say to the worm? Let's have a pic-nic

jared p., southfield , MI
United States

What do you call a worm with a joke? A joker

Kate Swirski, Cary , NC
United States

What do you call a worm on a chalk board? A Squiggle!

Elias, Madison , TN
United States

which worms make up an angled shape? an angle worm.

Elias, Madison , TN
United States

What do worms have for pie? Mud pie

alexandra, san angelo , TX
United States

How do worms move? They do the worm

Sara, Narragansett , RI
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? It had the guts to do it.

Cullen Chapron, Warwick , RI
United States

what did the bird say to the worm? cath ya later

audrey, Narragansett , RI
United States

what did the worm say to the spider in a cross country race? loser has to meet the bird

katie, narrgansett , RI
United States

what do worms have for dessert? A bannanna split

sara, narragnsett , RI
United States

Why did herman cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!

makayla stanly, narragansett , RI
United States

WHAT DO WORMS HAVE FOR DESSERT SOIL CREAM.

Khalil Abuhania, MARYVILLE , TN
United States

what do u call a WORM and MONKEY mixed together???? A WORMKEY!!!!!

athena, chicago , IL
United States

how does the worm get out of trouble. he slips his way out.

emmy, new york , LA
United States

when a worm is lonely what does it play with?A gumy worm

Alejandra Duque, weston , FL
United States

What do you call a worm's heater?? a wormace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diego Ramirez, Weston , FL
United States

what kind of worm has a mule for a pet?a muleworm

Alejandra Duque, weston , FL
United States

why did herman cross the road? TO SAVE THE WORLD

Dylan MILLS, Weston , FL
United States

Why did the worm make his own Web Show? To have his own segment

Jalen J, Weston , FL
United States

Why did Herman cross the road? To save the world!!!!!

Kyla, Watsonville , CA
United States

What is a worm's favorite dessert? Dirt cake.

Jada F., Franklin , WI
United States

What Did The bird Sya Too The worm ? Bye bye!

Fahir, Wyoming , MI
United States

what did the worm say to the bird? nothing the bird ate him!

jackie andary, wyoming , MI
United States

What does a worm think? make earth breathe BREATHE Make Earth BREATHE BREATHE!

Michelle, s
Haiti

what do you call a worm who reads books? a book worm

stacy, agusta , ME
United States

what does a worm eat for breakfeast?? dirt

emosh, ashburn , VA
United States

what did tha worm say to the bird arent u going to catch me

mia, usa , IL
United States

so why does the worm go through the dirt because he had to go to do work

elizabeth, andarok , OK
United States

what is a worms favouite coulor? wormble

kiana chan, edmonton
Canada

What did the bird say to the worm? catch you later

kiana chan, Edmonton
Canada

What Does A Worm Like to eat and Have Instead of A Brain? A Noodle

Samantha, San Antonio , TX
United States

What did the worm where to school?Nothing.

Shelby J., Branch , AR
United States

3 worms crawled into a bar and the first one said ouch

Josh, Perth
Australia

what is a worm that flys a fly worm.

analiese, melbourne
Australia

what dance are worms good at? the wiggle!

caleb, , IL
United States

Why cant herman read a book? Answer:Because he cant see.

moriah, , AK
United States

WHAT DID HERMAN SAY TO THE BEETLE? ANSWER: HI.

Morgan, , AK
United States

Where does a worm run? Awormaton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sydney, greensbro , NC
United States

what did the worm say to the cow? MOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Hakeber, orobsneerg , NV
United States

KNOCK KNOCK! who's there? WORMY! wormy who? WORMY YOU!

Stasse, New York City , NY
United States

Why did the worm cross the road...to get to the other side

bo johnson, la , IL
United States

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one!

Eloïse, lindsay , SC
United States

where do worms go for their hoilday? dirt palace

jenny, waiuku
New Zealand

Q. Where does a worm live? A. A wormhouse

Alexandra, Gold Coast
Australia

Q: What was the Worm doing in the cornfield? A: He was going in 1 ear & out the other. ;)

Justin, Harrisburg , PA
United States

What does one worm say to another worm? How's it sliding. Austin,P Canada,Ont.

austin, ockvill
Canada

knock knock? who's there? orange. Orange who? orange you Herman?

alyssajones, Cincinnati , OH
United States

What do worms like to eat? pizza with soil as sause and leaferonni

matthew, burlington
Canada

What did the worm say to the bird? How about some soil cream?

Dalton, Nashville , TN
United States

what do you call a worm that has to go to the bathroom on the sreet. A sreet dacer

Natalee, Advance , MA
United States

BIRD:what's for dinner? i want worm soup! WORM:why? BIRD:because your here! WORM:aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Rachel Sailer, Massillon , OH
United States

what time did herman go to the dentist tooth hurty

nyra, covington , KY
United States

what did the worm say to the other worm? Nothing because worms don't have mouths! Haha

eli, beli
United Kingdom

why did they call the worm squashed. because he got stepped on.

lilliona, New York
Canada

Why don't worms like gummy worms Anwser:Cause there to Colorful

Hannah Auxier, felicity , OH
United States

what is a birds favorite food?fried worm stew

Trey Lanham, Felicity , OH
United States

Guess what where having for dinner mud soup mmmm said this is mulicious

Casey, felcity , OH
United States

Why did the worm come close to the bird . To save her friend.

Brittney, Felicity , OH
United States

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Jim s., Nacogdoches , TX
United States

wat do u call a worm with 5 hearts? a very loving worm!:)

deedee, akron , OH
United States

What did the chicen say to the worm?Would you like to play with me the worm said yes.Then the Chicken said lets start with dinner then

Mason, Ronoke , VA
United States

what did the worm eat?carrot cake.

Cake and Cake,
Cape Verde

there was a bird about to eat a worm an he said eat my sister because she is wormer

Edgar gonzalez, modesto , CA
United States

What did the worm in front of thefurnace? worm!

ruben, tucson , AZ
United States

what did the worm have for desert? soil slithers!

miriam michel, north bend , OR
United States

WHAT DID THE BIRD SAY TO THE WOROM ILL CATCH YOU IN THE MORRNING

JONATHAN, TYRONE , PA
United States

waht did hermen say to his reflechin? hi hermen!

miriam michel, north bend , OR
United States

what does the worm do too the cousin eat the owl

Nasia, albion , NY
United States

What did the worm on the hook say to the fish? Please don't eat me let me go!!! The fish then said to the worm. It's ok I'm wormatarian.

Trina, Brizvegas
Australia

how do you find which is the top of the worm? tickle it to see which end smiles

dylan, townsville
Australia

why did the worm cross the tunnel? because there was food on the other side!

miriam, north bend , OR
United States

Why did the worm get a cumputer answer:to get on the (wwww) world wide worm web

Son kome, Bascole
Hong Kong

why does a worm play mindless video games because worms are mindless

Trevor Petefish, Gautier , MS
United States

What did the bird say to the worm? I know a WORM place for YOU!

Cheyenne Williams, New Galilee , PA
United States

knock, knock who's there wormya wormya who? wormya supposed to be here an hour ago?

Miriam Michel, North Bend , OR
United States

How do worms feel? Viiiiiiiiibrations

meg, chattanooga
United States Minor Outlying Islands

What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late

Joseph, Signal Mountain , TN
United States

when a worm is sick how dose it get better? answer drinks coffee

courtney, running dprings , CA
United States

how many worms dose it take to change a light bulb? 100 and 10 quadrillion 100 to hold the bulb and 100 quadrillion to turn the house

Christian, Cody , WY
United States

why dont worms live in antartica cause they dont have any dirt to eat

lizzy, newport news , VA
United States

why dont worms live on trees so they dont get sun burn

elizabeth, newport news , VA
United States

can we eat worm like we eat an ice cream

anny, london
Australia

what did the bird say to the worm? I'll come pick you up later I'll have dinner

Lexi, Dallas , TX
United States

What is a worms favoret food ice soil

Emily, AB , IL
United States

why did the earthworm move?he wanted a wormer enviorment

alison brown, niagara on the lake
Canada

why is the worm happy he met some pretiy gummie worms

callie, Maryville , MO
United States

WHY do worms be out in the sun cause they be wormed out

miyah, thomasville , GA
United States

why did the worm stay home. because it found a beak. (do ya get it? didn't think so)

Eliza Haigh, Adelade
Australia

What did the worm say to the bug eat you later! Emily,Carson,

Emily, AB , IL
United States

what do you call a fish and an elephant crossing the road? answer:swimming trunk

Rahat, slough
United Kingdom

what did the worm say to the fish? : Dont eat me!

zack, branchville , NJ
United States

why do cows whear bells. becuase there hornes don"t work

cris, kalamazoo , MI
United States

what did the bird say to the worm? Come have dinner at my house.

gray, dallas , TX
United States

why did the football player go to the coin machine to get his quarter back

dasean paul, anderson , SC
United States

What magic trick can a worm do? They can grow there tail back.

harry mcgogo, sdre zie
Azerbaijan

Why did the mom worm ground the boy worm? He was playing in the dirt.

roger chen, knoxville , TN
United States

what did the bird eat for dinner . answer worm noodles

elliot fang, knoxville , TN
United States

what language do worms speak? soil

Alec Nussbaum, Knoxville , TN
United States

Why are butterflies called butterflies because they are made out of butter

Nomin, Edmonton
Canada

what do you call a restauraunt that everyone pick there nose ? Buger king

BJ, KY , IL
United States

what did the crayon say to the worm? Did someone skribble on you?

Emily P., Elmhurst , IL
United States

A Worm had a brother and the brother got broke in half now she has 2 half brothers!

Emily Blanchard, I live in a town so beaufort is it?
United Kingdom

what did the worm say to the bird? worm: what's for dinner bird:you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

bex, brisbane
Australia

why don't worms tak baths because they are too dirty! by:ally hobart

alexandra hobart, Greene , ME
United States

What did the 0 say to the 8? nice belt!

allie, Greene , ME
United States

Why worms need to be brown and pink? because they need to hide in the soil!

joanne, New South Wales
Australia

What does a worm drink with supper? Soiled milk.

Wyatt Campbell, Knob Noster , MO
United States

What is a stew of worms ? The answer is wormstew

Lulu, Sydney
Australia

What did the worm say to the plant.Your lookin good today.

Sarah, Azle , TX
United States

why did the worm cross the street:to cach the tutural

dymein, stl , IL
United States

what did the worm say to the bird? don't inch your way over here.

CJ, Nashville , TN
United States

What did the worm say to the caterpiler catch ya later.

Anthony, Nashville , TX
United States

What do you call a bunch of worms wiggling? The wave. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Jeremiah, Nashville , TN
United States

What do you call a worn that lives on shore???????????? A LAND SQURMER HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

morgan, Husten , TX
United States

What did the bird say to the worm? Catch you soon.

sed, main , NY
United States

hey what is a bug that likes butter...............................A. BUTTERFLY

Sally, Sydney
Australia

Why would you put a worm in vegetables? To have worm stew!

Vinny Holter, Hudson , WI
United States

What do you call a worm with tow ear plugs? ANYTHING YOU LIKE BECAUSE IT CAN'T HEAR YOU

Aaron, Campise
Australia

what is a ice cream that worms eat? the answer is worm cream.......

Dudu, Sydney
Australia

what do u call a pig that knows karate? a pork chop!

vannessa, cleveland
Singapore

what did one worm say to the other worm ? worm you later

lucy upton, nelson , NY
United States

what does a cow and a sheep do to relax? -lisen to muuusic in the baaaaaaath

Fred, Nelson
New Zealand

why diden't the skelloten cross the road? answer it diden't have the guts. suraya,h. canada/ontaro

suraya, ontaro
Canada

why did the owl hoo? because hoo are you?

ml nj, ottawa
Canada

what did the worm inside its mothers tummy say? wow! its worm in here!

Emily, Brockville
Canada

knock knock whos there? interupting cow then you are supose to moo when they are saying interupting cow who?

mercecdes, sterling , VA
United States

why did the skelaktin not cross the road? Beecause he did not have the gutse to do it!

MASON/RYAN, Burlington
Canada

what is yellow and lives in a pine apple? spong bob square pants

ben, ottawa , IL
United States

What did the fox say to the worm? catch ya later.

Quinn, burlington , IL
United States

Where do allians get there milk? The milky way!

Mason, Burlington
Canada

What do you call a pig that knows karate?Pork chop ha.

Kurticia Da'Jae Hall, Millbrook , AL
United States

Knock,knock! Who's there? Worm. Worm who? Worm your hands by the fire befor you get a cold!

Courtney, Midland , MI
United States

hey worm look at me i can't i have no eyes

NICOLA, perth
Australia

What do worms do before they exercise? Worm up

Alice Mayall, Livermore , CA
United States

what did the worm say to the pickel? i want ta eat u

bob, alabama
Bolivia

Knock knock whos there worm worm who worm are ya

Eniya Woghiren, Los angeles , CA
United States

what word do worms like to say? they say words

connor, knob noster , MO
United States

why did the worm throw his alarm clock out the window? becuase he wont to see time flie

jeremy, brisban
Australia

HI PEOPLE OF AMERCA PEACE OUT

BRADY AND ANDREW, NEWTON , MA
United States

Wat are worms not aloud to do at school? Wiggel.

Gabriella waldron, Cardiff
United Kingdom

What's a worms favorite type of pie? Mud pie

Fransisca B, Livermore , IL
United States

Whats a worms favorite movie? Star Worms

Owen Carlson, Livermore , IL
United States

why did the snail go on the boat because he is a snailer

kk, det , MI
United States

What is a worm when he is done running? Answer: Worm Out

Mitchell, Gibsonia , PA
United States

why do worms sleep. Cause they are tired

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, mars , PA
United States

what do worm have for dessert soil cream

vanesa H, nsw
Armenia

where did the cow go for fun? to the moooooooovies

cowman, brisbane
Australia

what did the worm have for dinner? worm soil

Diana, Australia
Australia

why do worms not have eyes? Because if they did it would be too dark to see with them!

Issy Richarson, Aderlaide
Australia

What did the bird say to the worm? Catch ya later.

Rylie, Brisbane
Australia

SISTER:MOM HEMAN ROLED HIS EYES AT ME MOM:ROLL THEM BACK HE MAY NEED THEM ONE DAY

WALLACE, WOLFPOINT , MT
United States

What did the fish say to the the worm? Your looking good enough to eat.

Chaselnyy, Wolf Point , MT
United States

why did the person touch the worm ...answer cause he wanted to have ringworm

SDA, KL
Malaysia

what did the big chimbly say to the little chimbily your to young to smoke tara furgusson united kingdom

tara, coventrey
United Kingdom

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? half a worm

jason, canada , IL
United States

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because the body shop was on the other side.

Fiona, Athens
Canada

Wut is the worms fave food ?sqwosh.

pork, banana
France

MOM:WORMY PICK UP YOUR ROOM. WORMY:I'M NOT STRONG

sami, edmonton
Cayman Islands

what do you call cheese thats not yours...nacho cheese!

shamie and sheffy, edmonton
United States

Why did the worm cross the road? Beacause the chicken was on vaction!

Ruthie, Edmonton
Canada

Whats the best type of worm? answer:a wormologist

kira + emma, Edmonton
Canada

why didn't they play cards on noahs ark? becaause noah sat on the deck!

simon and sergei, edmonton
Canada

what do you call a worm that lives in the middle of the earth an earthworm!

austin, witchita , IL
United States

why did the worm run from the bird so it could get away

Max, B, wicthita , KS
United States

I asked my sister if her clock told time she said no you have to look at it.

hannah, hamilton
Canada

Why do worms stay away from bugs. The worm didn't wanted to get bugged.

Spencer P. Menzia, West Allis , WI
United States

what did the kuchup say to the hot dog WHAIT FOR ME AND I'LL KUCHUP!!!

erin, grafton , WI
United States

WHAT DID THE WORM SAY TO THE OTHER? NOTHING WORMS CAN'T TALK

Paul K, PHILADEPHIA , PA
United States

what beans dont grow in a garden? jelly beans

glorymadi medero, philadelphia , PA
United States

why did the worm cross the road? answer: because he wanted to meet his friend

tully, caloundra
Australia

Were dose a meatball live on. spagiti on to~oooooooooooooooooooo~p

Alberto, arizona , AZ
United States

what did the worm say to the bird? answer: hey! i dont belong in the oven! i am not your dinner!

Tabitha, monroe , WA
United States

why do worms dig in soil . To make a beter home

Alberto, arizona , AZ
United States