All The Jokes

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What do you get when you cross dracula with a snowman?Frost Bite! Benito, Hamptonville, NC United States	Why did the music teacher need a ladder?To reach the high notes! Allison Gibbons, Seattle, WA United States
What do you call a worm that play basetball A Herman baseball player Vicky, Weset, IA United States	knock knock! whos there? franceis franceis who? france is a country in Europe Hannah McEvoy, Galway Ireland
what do you get when you mix a d.j. with a gingerbread man? sweet beets! Terrica Davis, arlington, LA United States	what do skeletons say before they eat? Bone appétit! oprah, north lauderdale, FL United States
What is the smallest room in the world? a mushroom! Gabriel Hahn, Fort Mill, SC United States	why are basketball players always so cool. because of their fans luis sifuentes, arlington, TX United States
What do you call a worm that has claws? A wormorine Kevin C., Arlington, TX United States	why did the worm do under the blanket? because it wanted to get worm! Tina, Arlington, TX United States
How do you get a skeleton to laugh? You tickle its funny bone! Haley Kober, Duson, LA United States	What do you call it when a worm takes over the world? Global Worming MYA, NEW YORK, NY United States
What do you call a worm who loves kids? Herman Taylor, Winnsboro, SC United States	WHAT DOES THE BEAUTY CLASS TEACHER MAKE THE CLASS DO? A MAKEUP TEST!!! BROOK, WESTERVILLE, OH United States
what did the egg say to the chef? you crack me up! natalie clarke, Harrisburg, NC United States	what do you call a killer robot worm. wormanator harrison azbell, clearlake, TX United States
Q.) What do you call it when worms take over the world? A.) Global worming! Mikaela, St. Albert Canada	why did the elephant cross the road because the chicken was taking a break. bunny, st. albert Canada
why did cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? because she kept on running away from the ball!!! Brielle, st.albert Canada	What store does a dog not like to shop at??? A flea Market Garbage4sale, new yoek, PA United States
why did the worm cross the road. because there was a bird Billy, Worcester, MA United States	wats a worm with eight legs spiderworm. Coltin Nordan, seebork, TX United States
KNOCK NOCK WHOS THERE KECHUP KECHUP WHO KECHUP WITHME TO LEARN ABOUT WORMS reece, monroe, NC United States	What do you call a worm half robot? Worm bot! Erin B, Chinook, MT United States
Why did the worm eat the laptop? It was an Apple Tiffany, Milwaukee, WI United States	What do you call a gummy worm? A yummy worm. Chelsie F., Chinook, MT United States
What do you call a worm 50 feet long? WORMZILLA! TAMER J., Chinook, MT United States	KNOCK NOCK WHOS THERE HERMAN HERMAN WHO HERMAN THE WORM! FRANK, TOOT Zambia
What do you call a worm that likes to help the environment? An earthworm. Rachael C., Crowfield, SC United States	Why are fish so smart? They spend a lot of time in school! Sue Marshall, Fort Worth, TX United States
why are rhinos so hard to talk to? because they keep buting in archie, north berwick United Kingdom	daisy:im in big trouble joe: why? daisy:because my mom said my room had to be spotless joe:so? daisy: my room has different coler polka dot. hunter skeen, denton, NC United States
knock,knock who's there ice cream ice cream who i scream you scream we all scream for ice cream jodi, lexington, NC United States	why do penguins carry fish in thier beaks because they have no pockets oscar, township of ocean, NJ United States
What has wheels and flies? A garbage truck! Natalie, Lancaster, PA United States	Why did the two legged cat stop moving? Because he realized that he had two paws! Joe Bob, Miami, FL United States
how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it! Savanna, York, IL United States	How do worms cross the road? I don't know because they don't have any legs! kai, Pflugerville, TX United States
why didn't the skeleton cross the road because he didn't have the guts to do it grant, posttown pa, PA United States	knock knock who's there? orange. nock knock who's there orange. knock knock who's there banana. banana who? arnt you glad i did not say orange? Hanah, Ardmore, OK United States
What did the worm say to his sister? Nothing, he doesn't have a mouth!!! Alexis, Suwanee, GA United States	Why did the math book go to therapy????????????????????? because he had many problems Ashlyn Kelly, Dearborn, MN United States
Why didn't the egg give the worm eany mony. Because it was brok ruth pina, joliet, IL United States	Why did the worm throw the clock out the window? To see time fly! Samantha, Eyebrow, SK. Canada
why did the cow jump over the moon so quick.cause the worms scrared him nasha owens, pitts, PA United States	What is the worms favorite concert? The wiggles. Mia, Hamilton New Zealand
why was matilda obsessed with worms in wood? her name is matilda wormwood! kenzie, wv, WV United States	Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts! Chasity Mullens, Richwood, WV United States
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8 9...! Kenzie, Richwood, WV United States	Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. :-) Mrs. M's grade 2, Pulaski, WI United States
what do worms sing at birthdays?happy wormday to you! autumn, joliet, IL United States	who do you call whan you have swine flwe? call a hambulance Hanna, Yamba Australia
Why couldn't the boy go straight home from school? Because he lived around the corner!! Ashleigh Gatiss-Ward, Hamilton New Zealand	What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me something smells!!!! Michaela Gatiss-Ward, Gleview Hamilton New Zealand
what did the football coach say when he went to the bank I want my Quater back. Chase / Ben, houston, TX United States	Is your refridgerator running? you better go catch it! benjamin hobbs, houston, TX United States
What do you call a pig that's in a blanket pigs in a blanket Jr obermeyer, Gypsum, KS United States	What does a worm who has been caught in trouble do? Try to squirm his way out of it! Gary Meow, Rochester, NY United States
knock knock, whos there, Herman, Herman who, Herman Munster. Ryan Butson, Bunbury Australia	knock,knock who is there orange ,orange who orange u glad i didnt sya bananas lala, reform, AL United States
What is a pig that is died? Bacon!!!!! Carter, Kansas, KS United States	Knock knock who's there grandma grandma who grandma is going to throu her cane at you. Tay ta, Assaria, KS United States
Knock,Knock Who's there Herman Herman who Herman the best worm on the internet. Abbbey, Bunbury Australia	what do you you call a hot worm a warm worm austin, advance, MO United States
What do you call worm that's hot? A warm worm Denzel L., Manakau City New Zealand	Knock,knock, Who's there, I am cold, I am cold who, Let me in, its worm in there! Alyssa and Dani., Wellington New Zealand
What kind of worm moves all the time? A wiggle-worm! Bailey, McDonald, OH United States	How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs. Kavisha, Ackland New Zealand
What kind of worm crawls at night? A nightcrawler. Makayla S, Middletown, IN United States	What do worms do before playing sports? Worm up! Ichigo K, Denver, CO United States
What kinda worm sticks? Tape worm Noel G, Chicago, IL United States	What do you call a worm that reads? A bookworm. Bryanna, Kanas City, KS United States
What worm is best for the enivorment? An "Earth worm" Noah, Sparks, NV United States	What does a worm do when another worm tickles it? He doesn't laugh. He just squirmed! Nicole S., Alpine, CA United States
Why did the worm cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Jasmine, Prospect Heights, IL United States	What did the worm say to the leaf? It was nice eating you Thalia, Laval Canada
Why did the worm go to the library? Because he was a "bookworm". Nicole, Ontario Canada	Why did the worm eat the food? Because he was hungry Jemima, Newton, MA United States
Why did the worm cross the road? To get out of trouble! Roxsa, Fareham United Kingdom	What do worms do in a pool? They squirm Samantha, Jamestown, NY United States
How are inch worms helpful on rides? It tells you how tall you are! Carley, Jamestown, NY United States	Why did the bird cross the road? To get to the worm on the other side! Autumn, Kamloops United States
What happens to a worm who digs to far? It gets in-dig-estion!!! Mikayla B, State College, PA United States	What is a worm's least favorite bird? The worm-bler. Manoli, Campbell, OH United States
Why was the worm named Worman? Because it was a woman. Michelle, Trumbull, CT United States	What is a inch worm used for? It`s used for math! Wintney, Waldron, AR United States
Why did the worm cross the road? To run away from the bird Alex, Fall Church, MO United States	Why did the worm get the ruler? It wanted to see how far it could inch! Abigail, tonasket, WA United States
Why was the worm asked to leave class? Because he was squirming. Travis, Milton, MA United States	What kind of worm do you use for math? An Inch Worm Jethro, Milton, MA United States
Why did the worm sleep in? Because the early bird gets the worm. Connor, Milton, MA United States	What is a worm's second favorite store? Worm-greens! Paul S, Buffalo Grove, IL United States
What do worms do in the pool? They squirm Tyrone, Columbia, SC United States	What's a worm's favorite band? The Wormets William, Columbia, SC United States
What Is The Worms Favorite Show? The Wiggles Chynna B, Columbia, SC United States	Why Didn't The Earth Worm Live In The Ground Anymore? Because The Ground Hog Ate it. Chynna B, columbia, SC United States
What is a worm's favorite store? Wor-Mart Mazen C, Columbia, SC United States	When it's cold out, what is the best kind of shower? A "worm" shower! Mrs. Uhart's Class, Smith Valley, NV United States
What a worm's fave website on google? The Adventures of Herman Katie C, Huntington, WV United States	Why is a worm so caring? Because its got 5 hearts! Mindy, St. Paul, MT United States
What do you call a worm that eats a lot of meals? A mealworm Stephanie, Plainview, NY United States	Knock knock. Who's there? Book worm. Book worm who? Book worm that saves a page in a book. Sabrina, Westland, MI United States
What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm. Justin, Redmond, WA United States	Why was the glow worm unhappy? Because her children weren't that bright! Grace, Parkville, MD United States
What do you call a worm that was put on a hook? Fish bait Sidney D, Chesapeake, VA United States	What excuse did the worm give when he didn't turn in his homework? "My sister ate my homework!!" Dylan, Defiance, OH United States
What do you call a good gummy worm? Wormalious! Madison, Defiance, OH United States	Where did Herman go when the others could not find him? To the com-post office Adrianna, Defiance, OH United States
What kind of candy do worms like? Gummy worms Andrew, Collerville, TN United States	What do you call a worm who reads lots of books? A book worm! Angel G, Orlando, FL United States
Knock knock! Who's there? Herman. Herman who? Herman the squirmin worm! Angel G, Orlando, FL United States	WHAT IS A WORM`S HEALTHIEST TYPE OF CHOCALATE? BARK CHOCALATE ! SOPHIA, SAN FRANCISCO, CA United States
Why do worms need small bites? Because there tiny. Dakota, port clinton, OH United States	What do you call a worm that giggles? A gummy worm. Abby, Noble, OK United States
What did the worm say to the apple? Can I live in you? Josh C., Solon, OH United States	What do worms eat for desert? Fliescream Ivy, Corydon, IN United States
What do you call a worm that is into books? A bookworm Olivia, Wilmington, NC United States	Why do worms like apples? Because they live in them!! Layla, Wilmington, NC United States
What is the only brake dance move that a worm can do? The worm! Lizette, San Diego, CA United States	What did the worm say to the stick? Why don't you scratch my back. Jennifer Rios, Siler City, NC United States
How can you tell the difference from a worm and a caterpillar? You see if it has feet on it. Melanie, dalles, TX United States	Where does a worm go when it drops off mail? The compost office! Kelsey, Lapeer, MI United States
What street does a worm live on? Ground street Kelly, Forest Hill, MD United States	Why are some worms called earthworms? Because they live on earth! Kasey, Dothan, AL United States
Why was the worm in a sour mood? Because it was a sour candy worm Darla, Tri-Cities, WA United States	How do u tell which end of a worm is the head? You tickle the middle and see which end wiggles Courtney, Valdosta, GA United States
Why did the worm cross the dirt? Because it wanted to dig a hole. Jillian, Dothan, IL United States	What street does a worm live on? Ground street. Michael, Dothan, AL United States
Why did the worm go to the library? It was a bookworm Alyssa, Pembroke Canada	What do you call twelve inch worms? A foot. Alyssa, Pembroke Canada
What did the teacher say to the student studying worms? What a worm-derful job! Alyx Schmitz, Oakes, ND United States	What do you say when a worm is crossed with a cow? WOW! Steven, Moncure, NC United States
Why did the worm cross the road? Because the worm wanted to dig a hole on the other side. Amanda, Cresco, IA United States	How do you find out which end is the head of a worm? Tickle it in the middle and see where it smiles. ALYSSA, PEMBROKE Canada
How many worms does it tack to fix a light ball? Zero because they can't reach it. Taylor ,Mosley, Mississippi, MI United States	What did the mom worm say to the baby worm about dinner? Dig in! llama man, toledo Kuwait
Why did the worm cross the play ground? To get to the other slide. Annie, Memphis, IL United States	What did the worm say to the Elephant? You're Big and dry, im small and slimy! Eva, Casey, IL United States
What did the Earth say to the worm? Thank You for taking care of me you little critter. Brett, Ellicott City, MD United States	What is a worms favorite hobby? Digging! Colin W., Ellicott city, MD United States
What type is a worms favorite garden? Kindergarten Zach, ellicott City, MD United States	How does a worm get around? It sq-worms. patrick, Ellicott City, MD United States
Whats a worm favorite drink? Worm-on-ade!!! Tanner Johnson, Isanti, MN United States	What desert do worms like most? A worm sundae with dirt on top. Amy, Elecott City, MD United States
What do worms eat? Dirt-A-roni and leaves! colin hays, ellocott, MD United States	Why did the worm cross the road? To get away from the chicken! Ryan Morse, Gainesville, FL United States
What is a worms favorite dance? The worm Abby, Gainsvill, FL United States	Why did the worm cross the road? So the bird couldn't get it. Ethan M, Philo, IL United States
What's the worms favorite dance? The worm Hunter, Gainsvile, FL United States	What did the bird say to the worm? Nice to eat You! Matthew, Gainesville, FL United States
Why did the worm wiggle to work? So he could avoid traffic! Gage, , SD United States	What did the astronaut worm say to his HQ? "Earth to ground control!" Joseph Russell, Colchester United Kingdom
What dance scares worms? The chicken dance Jackface, , IL United States	What is a worms favorite thing to do? Wiggle. Asia S, Portsmouth, VA United States
Why did the bird get up early? To get the worm Lana, United States	Why did the worm cross the road? To get away from the bird. Paulie, Vermont, IL United States
What's the worms favorite hobby? Digging Joey, Farmington, IL United States	What do you call a worm that loves the earth? An earth worm! Erin, Newark, NJ United States
What do you call a worm with a bird? DINNER! Zoe, Tarzana, CA United States	What is a worm's scariest movie? " How to eat Fried Worms" Daniel, Van Nuys, CA United States
What did the worm say to the other worm in the summer? Worm day today Bob, Dallas, TX United States	What did the fish say to the worm? I'm not falling for this trick. William, Wilmington, NC United States
What dance are worms the best? The worm Korey, Washington, IL United States	What do you get when you cross Arnold Shwartzenager plus Hermen the worm? The worminator Chester, Morton, IL United States
Why was the glow worm disappointed in her children? They weren't that bright. Chester McGriffith, Morton, IL United States	What is a worms favorite TV Show? The Wiggles Drason L., Winston-Salem, NC United States
What is a worms favorite band? The Beatles Phill, Saint Augustine, FL United States	What did the worm say to the other worm? We're working in pairs not apples. Joe, Jacksonville, FL United States
What did the bird say to the worm? Tomorrow come for dinner. Jordan, shawnee, OK United States	Why did the girl worm like herman the worm so much? Because herman was HER MAN Angel, Irvine, CA United States
How does a worm get to the other side of the road? He sc-worms Danial, Newberry, SC United States	Whats a worms favorite pie? Apple Pie! Samuel, Green Bay, WI United States
What is Herman's favorite movie? A BUG'S LIFE! Nick, Green Bay, WI United States	What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding a half of a worm! Kaela, Mesa, AZ United States
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming. Kaela, Mesa, AZ United States	How did the bug get to the other side of the universe? He went through a WORMhole! Kaela, Mesa, AZ United States
Why are worms easy to buy? Cause there dirt cheap! Danelia, Hacienda Heights, CA United States	Where does an apple worm go to sign up for the army? The Core Dylan, Levittown, NY United States
What did the worm say to the apple? I like what you've done to the place. Emily G., Grand Prairie, TX United States	Why did the worm cross the playground? To get to the other slide Naseer, Wiston-Salem, NC United States
Why did the worm cross the road? Because he wanted to go to a DIRTARAUNT. Maiyana, Spartanburg, SC United States	What did the bird say to the worm? I get you because i am the early bird. Courtney, BC, NC United States
What did the worm say to the slimy worm? Your the wormiest! Connor, Wilmington, NC United States	What type of worm watches a comedy show? Comeda-worm Breanna & Ariana, St. Clair, MT United States
Where do worms grow up? Kinder GARDEN Hannah, Carmel, IN United States	What worm grows but only a inch? An inch worm ambria, boston, MA United States
What is a worms favorite dessert? MUD PIE! NoNYA, chacogo Bouvet Island	Where do worms go on vacation? Dirt Island!!! Micaela Lovins, Nineveh, IN United States
What did the worm have to take a bath? Mud Gore, princeton, NJ United States	What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden! Niki, South Elgin, IL United States
What did the bird say to the worm? I'll catch you later Sophie Young, San Anselmo, CA United States	Why did the worm swim in a pool instead of dirt? Because he didn't want to take a mudbath. Ethan, culpepper, VA United States
Why do worms leave for the winter? Wormer place Taylor, Elida, OH United States	What does a worm say to give advice? Don't wormy. Devin, little rock, AR United States
What is a worm favorite planet? Earth-worm summer morrison, little rock, AR United States	Where do worms go in cold weather? Florida for Wormer weather Rachel, lake Zurich, IL United States
What did the worm say to the apple? Eat you later. maxto, doge, KS United States	What is worms favorite icecream? A soilsplit david, dodge, DC United States
What did the bird say to the worm? Eat you later nikki, chicago, IL United States	What is Herman's favorite dance move? The Worm David, hollister, CA United States
Why did the worm cross the road? To get to the compost heap. Anna, Wynnewood, PA United States	What kind of worm does not like mars? Earthworms adina, ardmore, PA United States
What kind of worm do you use for math? An Inch Worm Jamee Schleis, Green Bay, WI United States	What is a worms favorite dessert? MUD PIE! Camille, Philadelphia, PA United States
What did the worm say to the crow? Please don't eat me. Dora, Reston, VA United States	What is the word when a worm warms you up? wormth bill, Springfield, IL United States
Knock! Knock! who's there? hot and worm. hot and worm who? Dude it's hot and worm in here! Anonymous, Ft.Worth, TX United States	whats a worms favorite soup? vegtable soup ben, fort mill, SC United States
What is the name for a worm music writer? a compost writer Carlleen B, Green Bay, WI United States	What is a horror movie for a worm? How to eat fried worms Samuel O., Green Bay, WI United States
What is a worms favorite movie? Bug's Life Nick VanMatre, Green Bay, WI United States	What did the worm say to his kid? Don't soil the soil! Nick VanMatre, Green Bay, WI United States
What did the worm say to the crab? You look a little craby Grace Bautch, temecula, CA United States	What do worms have for desert? soil cream All, buffalo, NY United States
what is the worms favorite dance move? the worm. dustin, lake hughes, CA United States	what is a worms favorite snack? A leaf sandwitch Austin, Fort Mill, SC United States
What do worms do for lunch? run away from birds ryan, brooklyn, MI United States	What kind of doctor will a worm have? A docworm afiq, singapore Singapore
What did the worm do at the dance? The worm! Hannah, Charlotte, NC United States	What did the hawk say to the worm? Nice to eat you! Harrison, Charlotte, NC United States
what do worms eat for lunch? leaf burgur dylan, measa, AZ United States	Why did the worm cross the road? The worm saw a wonderful bird. breanna, kirsville, MO United States
Why did Herman cross the road? Because he wanted to nest. Kile, Westerville, OH United States	WHAT DID THE HAWK SAY TO THE WORM? I'M READY FOR DINNER. Mrs.Iokua, Waianae, HI United States
What is the faborite place for worms? Wormolandia Lou ann, Puerto Rico Puerto Rico	What do worms take when they have a cold? Woredicine! Gurbir, Calgary Canada
why did the worm cross the road? To get to his grammy worm. carei, pooler, GA United States	What do you call a a company that has to do with worm? A composer mahealani, waiane, HI United States
Why did the worm cross the road? To squirm around. Tatianna Capellan, Miramar, FL United States	WHY DID THE WORM CROSS THE ROAD? TO GO UNDER GROUND! ALYSON, COLUMBUS, OH United States
Why do worms stay in the sun? Because it is a wormer place. Victoria, Bayswater Australia	What did the worm say to the bird in the early morning? The late bird catches the worm! Ashley, Charlotte, NC United States
What did the worm do when he saw a bird? He squWORMed away! (squirmed) Ashley, charlotte, NC United States	What's a worms favorite dance? The wiggle. Trinity Clark, Tuscaloosa, AL United States
Why did the worm cross the road? To get to the soil under it. Ricky, Austin, TX United States	What did the worm say to the other worm? See you here and there. samantha c, tronto Canada
What do a worm say before it ate? Worm-apateet Ladarrius, Grenada, MS United States	Why couldn't the worm put on his shoes? Because he couldn't find his feet. Lily, Chicago, IL United States
What do you call a girl grown up worm? A worman Elizabeth, Hobbs, NM United States	what do worms have to do right when they go in the classroom? A worm up Sarah Sharp, Fairfield, CA United States
How many stars do worms have? One there mouth. Eric Osuch, vernon hills, IL United States	What is a worms favorite drink? BUG JUICE kayla, franklin, IN United States
Where do worms go for vacation? Dirt Palice. Karrissa Johns, Ninveh, IN United States	why did the worm cross the road? to get the soil. Tyler, peachtree city, GA United States
where do worms go in winter? a wormer place! Catherine, Morecambe, IL United States	why did the worm eat the earth? Because he was hungry!!!!!!! brian, bridgewater, NJ United States
What do worms use to wash with? Dirt soap Lexi, Mentone, IN United States	Why was the glow worm sad? Because her kids weren't that bright Caroline, Boston, MA United States
What's a worm's favorite food? Soily Soup. Alexandra, Boston, MA United States	what did the worm say to te bird? i willbe in your nest. tod r, ormond, NY United States
Why did the worm cross the road in the morning? To get away from the early bird that catches the worm. Michelle, Raleigh, NC United States	What do worms have for dinner? Dirt stew Sydney, Evanson, IL United States
How do worms live? By squirming there way through life Caroline, Boston, MA United States	What did the worm say to the bug? I will pick you up later for dinner. Katie haase, Hershey, NE United States
Why didn't the worm ask his girlfriend on date? Just thinking of her set his hearts at different beats Hannah Carlson, Livermore, CA United States	What do you call a stubborn worm? Stuck in the mud. Owen Carlson, Livermore, CA United States
Why didn't the worm go to the movies with anyone? He had no WORM to go with. Owen Carlson, Livermore, CA United States	What did the worm do when the soil ran out? Slimed away Julia Mokoko, AISD, TX United States
Why do worms have 5 hearts? To find love sarah wettemann, usafa, CO United States	knock knock whos there? boo boo boo who? hey! dont cry mr. wormy sir bob, bob Azerbaijan
What did the worm say when he was feeling down? I'm feeling blue but in our case I'm feeling brown Elziabeth Sparaco, Chelsea, MI United States	Why did the worm threw himself out the window? Because he wanted to know if he could fly. jesus, chicago, IL United States
why didn't the couldnt the worm play in the band? He had no drum bones ruslan, kfc, RI United States	Why are worms flexable? Because they take gymnastics. Avery Nicole Barnett, Nashville, GA United States
Why did the worms cross the road. To get to the other side. Jack Gatti, Ingham Australia	What did the worm have for dinner? Wipt soil. kiri, Ingham Australia
why do worms leave for winter? to go be worm with the wormies sierra, plymouth, NH United States	Why did the worm go to the doctor? He felt DIRTY Hannah Patterson, United States, NY United States
What do worms eat for dinner? Soilghetti Arielle, houston, TX United States	What do worms use to shave? Soiling creme Logan Harlan, Guilford, MO United States
WHAT DID THE WORM LEARN IN SCHOOL? WORMOLOGY BOBBY, SALEM, MA United States	What did the worm say to the bird? Don't eat me! Lindsey, Raleigh, NC United States
Knock Knock whos there? herman herman who? herman the earthworm! Sophie, Charlotte, NC United States	What is the book that worms are afraid of? Bird books Judy Bae, Auburn, WA United States
what did the bookworm say to a worm that asked it for a date? "sorry I'm 'booked'!" Bryanna O'Keefe, Glen Ridge, NJ United States	why did the worm cross the road to get to the ether side Braden Deforge, Loveland, CO United States
what do you call a worm that didn't make the baseball team? a bench wormer sally, , IL United States	WHAT did the plant say to the worm? Do you want a leaf? WILLAM MOGAN, NY, NY United States
What did the fishing hook say to the worm after they picked teams for soccer? I'm glad you're my teambate Meghan Marhan, Glen Ridge, NJ United States	Whats a worms favorite drink? Root Beer! Jenny, glen ridge, NJ United States
What is the worm's favorite dinner? 'Ground' beef Mrs. Christian's Class, Avon Lake, OH United States	What is the worm's favorite football team? The Steel'worms'. Mrs. Christian's Class, Avon Lake, OH United States
What's the worms favorite place in the state of New York? The BIG APPLE Mrs. Christian's Class, Avon Lake, OH United States	What did the hook say to the worm. I'm hooked on you. Chantal, Fonthill Canada
wat did the bird say to the worm? dinner at my place chris m, sidney Canada	Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load!! Habana, Alameda, CA United States
How do worms go on diets? They eat weight loss magazines. CARA, CHARLOTTE, NC United States	Knock Knock Who's there? Worm man Worm man who? Worm man Herman ethan, hover, LA United States
Why worms come out in the rain? Because we're thristy! K.C. and M.C., B, NJ United States	What do you get if you cross a human with a worm? A wurman Danny, Glen Ridge, NJ United States
What is a worm's favorite dance? The "worm" LIZ, EG, CT United States	What's a worms favorite food? Gummy worms Zen, wilmington, NC United States
Why did the worm cross the road? So the worms could block the road! Sarosh N.Mitha, Johns Creek, GA United States	Why did the worm get smashed in the book? To be a bookworm. Neha Kotike, Johns Creek, GA United States
What is a worms favorite store? WORMS R US! Madeleine, Auburn, WA United States	knock,knock who's there? worm. worm who? worm up this place its cold! michael, davenport, IA United States
What is a worms favorite ice cream? Dirt cake. fred clampers, chicago, IL United States	Why did the worm not show the other worm his birthday present? He didn't to soil the suprise Susan Johnson, raleigh, NC United States
Why did the worm cross the road? to run from the fish. morgan, asheville, NC United States	What kind of food to worms like to eat in the winter? Worm Food Raychel, Wilson, NC United States
Why did the worm fall asleep? He was to tired from doing the Worm! Alayna, wilson, NC United States	What does the worm say when he wants to win the race against the bird? I did not say eat me! Randi Gerwatosky, Wilson, NC United States
Why do some worms go on diets? They're tired of eating newspaper! valerie, tinley park, IL United States	where does worms go for a holiday? dirt place lily, marlow, NH United States
What do worms have for breakfast? Scrambled Soil Alyssa, Maryville, TN United States	How do worms dance? They do the worm wiggle. Someone, Detroit, MI United States
what do worms wear for the summer soil dreses(sun dresses) tina, detriot, MI United States	What did the bird say to the worm? Let's have a pic-nic jared p., southfield, MI United States
What do you call a worm with a joke? A joker Kate Swirski, Cary, NC United States	What do you call a worm on a chalk board? A Squiggle! Elias, Madison, TN United States
which worms make up an angled shape? an angle worm. Elias, Madison, TN United States	What do worms have for pie? Mud pie alexandra, san angelo, TX United States
How do worms move? They do the worm Sara, Narragansett, RI United States	Why did the worm cross the road? It had the guts to do it. Cullen Chapron, Warwick, RI United States
what did the bird say to the worm? cath ya later audrey, Narragansett, RI United States	what did the worm say to the spider in a cross country race? loser has to meet the bird katie, narrgansett, RI United States
what do worms have for dessert? A bannanna split sara, narragnsett, RI United States	Why did herman cross the road? It was the chicken's day off! makayla stanly, narragansett, RI United States
WHAT DO WORMS HAVE FOR DESSERT SOIL CREAM. Khalil Abuhania, MARYVILLE, TN United States	what do u call a WORM and MONKEY mixed together???? A WORMKEY!!!!! athena, chicago, IL United States
how does the worm get out of trouble. he slips his way out. emmy, new york, LA United States	when a worm is lonely what does it play with?A gumy worm Alejandra Duque, weston, FL United States
What do you call a worm's heater?? a wormace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Diego Ramirez, Weston, FL United States	what kind of worm has a mule for a pet?a muleworm Alejandra Duque, weston, FL United States
why did herman cross the road? TO SAVE THE WORLD Dylan MILLS, Weston, FL United States	Why did the worm make his own Web Show? To have his own segment Jalen J, Weston, FL United States
Why did Herman cross the road? To save the world!!!!! Kyla, Watsonville, CA United States	What is a worm's favorite dessert? Dirt cake. Jada F., Franklin, WI United States
What Did The bird Sya Too The worm ? Bye bye! Fahir, Wyoming, MI United States	what did the worm say to the bird? nothing the bird ate him! jackie andary, wyoming, MI United States
What does a worm think? make earth breathe BREATHE Make Earth BREATHE BREATHE! Michelle, s Haiti	what do you call a worm who reads books? a book worm stacy, agusta, ME United States
what does a worm eat for breakfeast?? dirt emosh, ashburn, VA United States	what did tha worm say to the bird arent u going to catch me mia, usa, IL United States
so why does the worm go through the dirt because he had to go to do work elizabeth, andarok, OK United States	what is a worms favouite coulor? wormble kiana chan, edmonton Canada
What did the bird say to the worm? catch you later kiana chan, Edmonton Canada	What Does A Worm Like to eat and Have Instead of A Brain? A Noodle Samantha, San Antonio, TX United States
What did the worm where to school?Nothing. Shelby J., Branch, AR United States	3 worms crawled into a bar and the first one said ouch Josh, Perth Australia
what is a worm that flys a fly worm. analiese, melbourne Australia	what dance are worms good at? the wiggle! caleb, , IL United States
Why cant herman read a book? Answer:Because he cant see. moriah, , AK United States	WHAT DID HERMAN SAY TO THE BEETLE? ANSWER: HI. Morgan, , AK United States
Where does a worm run? Awormaton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sydney, greensbro, NC United States	what did the worm say to the cow? MOOOOOO!!!!!!! Hakeber, orobsneerg, NV United States
KNOCK KNOCK! who's there? WORMY! wormy who? WORMY YOU! Stasse, New York City, NY United States	Why did the worm cross the road...to get to the other side bo johnson, la, IL United States
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one! Eloïse, lindsay, SC United States	where do worms go for their hoilday? dirt palace jenny, waiuku New Zealand
Q. Where does a worm live? A. A wormhouse Alexandra, Gold Coast Australia	Q: What was the Worm doing in the cornfield? A: He was going in 1 ear & out the other. ;) Justin, Harrisburg, PA United States
What does one worm say to another worm? How's it sliding. Austin,P Canada,Ont. austin, ockvill Canada	knock knock? who's there? orange. Orange who? orange you Herman? alyssajones, Cincinnati, OH United States
What do worms like to eat? pizza with soil as sause and leaferonni matthew, burlington Canada	What did the worm say to the bird? How about some soil cream? Dalton, Nashville, TN United States
what do you call a worm that has to go to the bathroom on the sreet. A sreet dacer Natalee, Advance, MA United States	BIRD:what's for dinner? i want worm soup! WORM:why? BIRD:because your here! WORM:aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Rachel Sailer, Massillon, OH United States
what time did herman go to the dentist tooth hurty nyra, covington, KY United States	what did the worm say to the other worm? Nothing because worms don't have mouths! Haha eli, beli United Kingdom
why did they call the worm squashed. because he got stepped on. lilliona, New York Canada	Why don't worms like gummy worms Anwser:Cause there to Colorful Hannah Auxier, felicity, OH United States
what is a birds favorite food?fried worm stew Trey Lanham, Felicity, OH United States	Guess what where having for dinner mud soup mmmm said this is mulicious Casey, felcity, OH United States
Why did the worm come close to the bird . To save her friend. Brittney, Felicity, OH United States	What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple. Jim s., Nacogdoches, TX United States
wat do u call a worm with 5 hearts? a very loving worm!:) deedee, akron, OH United States	What did the chicen say to the worm?Would you like to play with me the worm said yes.Then the Chicken said lets start with dinner then Mason, Ronoke, VA United States
what did the worm eat?carrot cake. Cake and Cake, Cape Verde	there was a bird about to eat a worm an he said eat my sister because she is wormer Edgar gonzalez, modesto, CA United States
What did the worm in front of thefurnace? worm! ruben, tucson, AZ United States	what did the worm have for desert? soil slithers! miriam michel, north bend, OR United States
WHAT DID THE BIRD SAY TO THE WOROM ILL CATCH YOU IN THE MORRNING JONATHAN, TYRONE, PA United States	waht did hermen say to his reflechin? hi hermen! miriam michel, north bend, OR United States
what does the worm do too the cousin eat the owl Nasia, albion, NY United States	What did the worm on the hook say to the fish? Please don't eat me let me go!!! The fish then said to the worm. It's ok I'm wormatarian. Trina, Brizvegas Australia
how do you find which is the top of the worm? tickle it to see which end smiles dylan, townsville Australia	why did the worm cross the tunnel? because there was food on the other side! miriam, north bend, OR United States
Why did the worm get a cumputer answer:to get on the (wwww) world wide worm web Son kome, Bascole Hong Kong	why does a worm play mindless video games because worms are mindless Trevor Petefish, Gautier, MS United States
What did the bird say to the worm? I know a WORM place for YOU! Cheyenne Williams, New Galilee, PA United States	knock, knock who's there wormya wormya who? wormya supposed to be here an hour ago? Miriam Michel, North Bend, OR United States
How do worms feel? Viiiiiiiiibrations meg, chattanooga United States Minor Outlying Islands	What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late Joseph, Signal Mountain, TN United States
when a worm is sick how dose it get better? answer drinks coffee courtney, running dprings, CA United States	how many worms dose it take to change a light bulb? 100 and 10 quadrillion 100 to hold the bulb and 100 quadrillion to turn the house Christian, Cody, WY United States
why dont worms live in antartica cause they dont have any dirt to eat lizzy, newport news, VA United States	why dont worms live on trees so they dont get sun burn elizabeth, newport news, VA United States
can we eat worm like we eat an ice cream anny, london Australia	what did the bird say to the worm? I'll come pick you up later I'll have dinner Lexi, Dallas, TX United States
What is a worms favoret food ice soil Emily, AB, IL United States	why did the earthworm move?he wanted a wormer enviorment alison brown, niagara on the lake Canada
why is the worm happy he met some pretiy gummie worms callie, Maryville, MO United States	WHY do worms be out in the sun cause they be wormed out miyah, thomasville, GA United States
why did the worm stay home. because it found a beak. (do ya get it? didn't think so) Eliza Haigh, Adelade Australia	What did the worm say to the bug eat you later! Emily,Carson, Emily, AB, IL United States
what do you call a fish and an elephant crossing the road? answer:swimming trunk Rahat, slough United Kingdom	what did the worm say to the fish? : Dont eat me! zack, branchville, NJ United States
why do cows whear bells. becuase there hornes don"t work cris, kalamazoo, MI United States	what did the bird say to the worm? Come have dinner at my house. gray, dallas, TX United States
why did the football player go to the coin machine to get his quarter back dasean paul, anderson, SC United States	What magic trick can a worm do? They can grow there tail back. harry mcgogo, sdre zie Azerbaijan
Why did the mom worm ground the boy worm? He was playing in the dirt. roger chen, knoxville, TN United States	what did the bird eat for dinner . answer worm noodles elliot fang, knoxville, TN United States
what language do worms speak? soil Alec Nussbaum, Knoxville, TN United States	Why are butterflies called butterflies because they are made out of butter Nomin, Edmonton Canada
what do you call a restauraunt that everyone pick there nose ? Buger king BJ, KY, IL United States	what did the crayon say to the worm? Did someone skribble on you? Emily P., Elmhurst, IL United States
A Worm had a brother and the brother got broke in half now she has 2 half brothers! Emily Blanchard, I live in a town so beaufort is it? United Kingdom	what did the worm say to the bird? worm: what's for dinner bird:you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! bex, brisbane Australia
why don't worms tak baths because they are too dirty! by:ally hobart alexandra hobart, Greene, ME United States	What did the 0 say to the 8? nice belt! allie, Greene, ME United States
Why worms need to be brown and pink? because they need to hide in the soil! joanne, New South Wales Australia	What does a worm drink with supper? Soiled milk. Wyatt Campbell, Knob Noster, MO United States
What is a stew of worms ? The answer is wormstew Lulu, Sydney Australia	What did the worm say to the plant.Your lookin good today. Sarah, Azle, TX United States
why did the worm cross the street:to cach the tutural dymein, stl, IL United States	what did the worm say to the bird? don't inch your way over here. CJ, Nashville, TN United States
What did the worm say to the caterpiler catch ya later. Anthony, Nashville, TX United States	What do you call a bunch of worms wiggling? The wave. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Jeremiah, Nashville, TN United States
What do you call a worn that lives on shore???????????? A LAND SQURMER HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!!!!!!! morgan, Husten, TX United States	What did the bird say to the worm? Catch you soon. sed, main, NY United States
hey what is a bug that likes butter...............................A. BUTTERFLY Sally, Sydney Australia	Why would you put a worm in vegetables? To have worm stew! Vinny Holter, Hudson, WI United States
What do you call a worm with tow ear plugs? ANYTHING YOU LIKE BECAUSE IT CAN'T HEAR YOU Aaron, Campise Australia	what is a ice cream that worms eat? the answer is worm cream....... Dudu, Sydney Australia
what do u call a pig that knows karate? a pork chop! vannessa, cleveland Singapore	what did one worm say to the other worm ? worm you later lucy upton, nelson, NY United States
what does a cow and a sheep do to relax? -lisen to muuusic in the baaaaaaath Fred, Nelson New Zealand	why diden't the skelloten cross the road? answer it diden't have the guts. suraya,h. canada/ontaro suraya, ontaro Canada
why did the owl hoo? because hoo are you? ml nj, ottawa Canada	what did the worm inside its mothers tummy say? wow! its worm in here! Emily, Brockville Canada
knock knock whos there? interupting cow then you are supose to moo when they are saying interupting cow who? mercecdes, sterling, VA United States	why did the skelaktin not cross the road? Beecause he did not have the gutse to do it! MASON/RYAN, Burlington Canada
what is yellow and lives in a pine apple? spong bob square pants ben, ottawa, IL United States	What did the fox say to the worm? catch ya later. Quinn, burlington, IL United States
Where do allians get there milk? The milky way! Mason, Burlington Canada	What do you call a pig that knows karate?Pork chop ha. Kurticia Da'Jae Hall, Millbrook, AL United States
Knock,knock! Who's there? Worm. Worm who? Worm your hands by the fire befor you get a cold! Courtney, Midland, MI United States	hey worm look at me i can't i have no eyes NICOLA, perth Australia
What do worms do before they exercise? Worm up Alice Mayall, Livermore, CA United States	what did the worm say to the pickel? i want ta eat u bob, alabama Bolivia
Knock knock whos there worm worm who worm are ya Eniya Woghiren, Los angeles, CA United States	what word do worms like to say? they say words connor, knob noster, MO United States
why did the worm throw his alarm clock out the window? becuase he wont to see time flie jeremy, brisban Australia	HI PEOPLE OF AMERCA PEACE OUT BRADY AND ANDREW, NEWTON, MA United States
Wat are worms not aloud to do at school? Wiggel. Gabriella waldron, Cardiff United Kingdom	What's a worms favorite type of pie? Mud pie Fransisca B, Livermore, IL United States
Whats a worms favorite movie? Star Worms Owen Carlson, Livermore, IL United States	why did the snail go on the boat because he is a snailer kk, det, MI United States
What is a worm when he is done running? Answer: Worm Out Mitchell, Gibsonia, PA United States	why do worms sleep. Cause they are tired weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, mars, PA United States
what do worm have for dessert soil cream vanesa H, nsw Armenia	where did the cow go for fun? to the moooooooovies cowman, brisbane Australia
what did the worm have for dinner? worm soil Diana, Australia Australia	why do worms not have eyes? Because if they did it would be too dark to see with them! Issy Richarson, Aderlaide Australia
What did the bird say to the worm? Catch ya later. Rylie, Brisbane Australia	SISTER:MOM HEMAN ROLED HIS EYES AT ME MOM:ROLL THEM BACK HE MAY NEED THEM ONE DAY WALLACE, WOLFPOINT, MT United States
What did the fish say to the the worm? Your looking good enough to eat. Chaselnyy, Wolf Point, MT United States	why did the person touch the worm ...answer cause he wanted to have ringworm SDA, KL Malaysia
what did the big chimbly say to the little chimbily your to young to smoke tara furgusson united kingdom tara, coventrey United Kingdom	what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? half a worm jason, canada, IL United States
Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because the body shop was on the other side. Fiona, Athens Canada	Wut is the worms fave food ?sqwosh. pork, banana France
MOM:WORMY PICK UP YOUR ROOM. WORMY:I'M NOT STRONG sami, edmonton Cayman Islands	what do you call cheese thats not yours...nacho cheese! shamie and sheffy, edmonton United States
Why did the worm cross the road? Beacause the chicken was on vaction! Ruthie, Edmonton Canada	Whats the best type of worm? answer:a wormologist kira + emma, Edmonton Canada
why didn't they play cards on noahs ark? becaause noah sat on the deck! simon and sergei, edmonton Canada	what do you call a worm that lives in the middle of the earth an earthworm! austin, witchita, IL United States
why did the worm run from the bird so it could get away Max, B, wicthita, KS United States	I asked my sister if her clock told time she said no you have to look at it. hannah, hamilton Canada
Why do worms stay away from bugs. The worm didn't wanted to get bugged. Spencer P. Menzia, West Allis, WI United States	what did the kuchup say to the hot dog WHAIT FOR ME AND I'LL KUCHUP!!! erin, grafton, WI United States
WHAT DID THE WORM SAY TO THE OTHER? NOTHING WORMS CAN'T TALK Paul K, PHILADEPHIA, PA United States	what beans dont grow in a garden? jelly beans glorymadi medero, philadelphia, PA United States
why did the worm cross the road? answer: because he wanted to meet his friend tully, caloundra Australia	Were dose a meatball live on. spagiti on toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop Alberto, arizona, AZ United States
what did the worm say to the bird? answer: hey! i dont belong in the oven! i am not your dinner! Tabitha, monroe, WA United States	why do worms dig in soil . To make a beter home Alberto, arizona, AZ United States
What do other worms do to ringworms?They ring them out! Tara, kamloops Canada	knock knock whos there? boo boo who? Theres no need to cry its only a joke lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololollollololololololololololololololololololololololololololol guinea girl, moray United States
what did the bird say to the worm? answer CATCH you later get it get it lol Phoebe Hodges, United Kingdom, IL United States	what did the worm say to the bird? Im not scsrd of you! taysia, calgry Armenia
what do you call a pig that knows karata? porck chop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah maria, ny, NY United States	who would win in a running race.a turtle or a worm. nobody a turtle cant run and a worm does not have legs nxcgvbgsjkdtysjkdxvbgrrhgtbsdnfgh57iutbvgukdrytguk, new york Antigua and Barbuda
what is a worms favorite drink ANSWER:ROOT BEER antonio, ny, NY United States	WHAT DID THE WORM SAY TO THE BIRD? CAN WE SKIP TO THE NEXT SEGMENT? Marco, Walled Lake, MI United States
why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9 robert, ny, IL United States	In the jungle what do you call a soda machine that is almost out of soda? A toucan! Caleb, Pavilion, NY United States
why did math go to the theraphist? Answer:cause he had problems. Mustafa, North America, GA United States	What did the bird say to the worm? Answer Catha later. Victoria, Syracuse, NY United States
tom:this is a dogwood tree bob:how do you know tom:because of its bark! tom, roanoke, VA United States	What did the worm say to the other worm? Lets jhave some fun toghether! Milagros Velmonte, clintonville, WI United States
what do you call a worm that eats tails? A swallowtail. CASSIDY, lewes, DE United States	what do you call a worm that eats a lot.A mealworm. jake, usa United States
what do you call a worm that eats to much a meal worm. eric, harsbin, DE United States	what do warms eat for eyry meal soil eric, harsbin, DE United States
what did the shoe say to the other shoe. you stink Ramon, Defiance, OH United States	what did the apple say to the other apple. you and me are red Ramon, Defiance, OH United States
whats black and white and red all over a penguin with a rash riley, kingston Canada	what did Vermie the Wormie say to Kyle? hey kyle you have a pile of wormies delisha combs, new york, NY United States
why do worm eat food? because they like food john, walpole United States Minor Outlying Islands	Q:HI, LOW,AND NOW ARE ON A BOAT. NO ONE JUMPS OFF. wHO IS LEFT? A:HI, LOW,AND NOW LALALA, Chicago, IL United States
what did the worm say to the dirt? Answer:Nice to meet jennifer williams, hyintsvillie, MD United States	what do you call cheese thats not yours? Anwser: Nacho Cheese Camryn, Killeen, TX United States
what did the worm say to the ground? ice to eat yo lol lol lol lol Chaimae, new york, MD United States	knock knock whos there?eagel eagel who? eagel comin to get you and eat you. brianna, LA, CA United States
What did the worm say to the maggot when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one! Jazmine Rissotto, Queensland Australia	Knock Knock who's there interrupting worm interrupting worm who interrupting worm lllllll Eric, alpharetta China
what did the anouncer name his son mike amber, rolling meadows, IL United States	do you no why a worm is called a worm? because is is a worm hope burton, china grove, NC United States
what did the red traffic light say to the green don't look i am changing joanna, orkney United Kingdom	what do you call a flying skunk smellicopter khaylen, rolling meadows, IL United States
Wat did the worm say to the bird? Gotta sqWORM outta here Dusty, Rolling Meadows, IL United States	What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk, whinne the pe ew!!! dustin, wolcotville, IN United States
what does a worm eat for dessert? worms and dirt. callum goheen, calgary Canada	What do you call a worm that wiggles? A wiggle worm Abigail, Grafton Armenia
wye diud the pegin was arifad of the indinns kfgj, idhj, IL United States	why do pigs do jodo...because they whant potchops for dinner. keontae, kalamazoo, MI United States
why did the worm go in the dirt he wanted dig in ryan patrick halloran, kalamazoo, MI United States	What did the worm say to the bird? Is it dinner time yet. jarred gregory, ny, NY United States
why did the worm go to the ice burg? to be a burg worm jake, usa United States	what do worms have for lunch?soil dog jake, usa United States
Why did the chickin cross the rowd.Becuse he wanted to eat the hambugr. Vanessa, oh, OH United States	WHY DO WORMS LEAVE FOR THE WINTER? WORMER PLACES SARAH, RED LODGE, MO United States
what is the definition for a slug?a snail wihout a home! david, london Canada	Why do worms hate ice? because they like the WORMth Maggie mangione, angleton, UT United States
MOST WORMS ARNT GRAY BUT ONE WORM WAS SO GRAY I THAT IT HAD SILVER SUNBURN JEFF, BOSTIN, NY United States	why did the teacher marry the jantoir because he swept her off her feet Brandon Hicks, danbury, TX United States
hi bird dont eat me. quincy, danbury, TX United States	Why did the worm go through the ring? anwser]to become a ring worm. brandon-mitchell, morgantown, WV United States
what did the worm do when he crossed the road?run for his life because a car was coming!! Bernie, Kansas City, MO United States	Q. hi worm what's wormi'n? A. i like my 6 wormi'n hearts? Caitlyn Swope, kansas City Belize
what happend a worm meets a bird? The bird bites the worms head off. ben and cordell, red square Russian Federation	what happens when a worm meets antoher worm?the two worms play around. ben and cordell, red square Russian Federation
Why was the worm happy? It ate dirty dogs. Chester, Kansas City, MO United States	What does worms with mustatshs eat? MustCream numberlady6789, boomduck, ND United States
why is a worm female and male at the same time ??? "because they want to do the same thing at the same time"? carlos, columbus, OH United States	What did the ant say to the worm come so i can eat you. Toniesha, PAULINE, LA United States
What do worms eat for dessert?soil cream savannah, danbury, TX United States	Why did the worm cross the ruler Awser:to become a inchworm Ryan, Elliot Lake United States
What do you call a dirty worm on a bike! dirt riding! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Chelsea Pollard, LOS ANGELES, CA United States	i like to eat fuzeee caerpillers!hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!LLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLL uik, treeeee Belgium
What did the worm say to the other? SQUIRM YOU LATER! Portia, erie, PA United States	Q: What do you call a worm with a skin problem? A: An epa-worm-al! (untitled), Minneapolis, MN United States
Q: Why is New York a worms favorite state? A: Because it's the "Big Apple" (untitled), Minneapolis, MN United States	What did the tecture say too a worm in gym class?slime up that flower! katy, calgary Canada
Did you ever see a worm eating a pinaple? Jessie, calgary Canada	noke noke hoows ther banana banana hoow.nokenoke hoos there aplle hoow arent you glade i didnt say banana/ julian, calgary Canada
hey what is a bug that is made out of butter good qustin a butterfly. madeleine, redding, CA United States	why was the worm in the creek? to cach a fish carrie, boon, NC United States
where do you find worms? underground sily! yes yes i know that was stupid! Lilly, Paris France	Why did the boy throw the butter out the windo? To see the butter fly! Alexandra, Blowing, NC United States
Q: What did the cat say on the phone? A: Can you hear me now? Matt Agnew, Blowing Rock, NC United States	Q:If your American on the outside what are you on the inside? A:European Matt Agnew, Blowing Rock, NC United States
what dose herman sound like. her man. ha ha ha ha. jack . freeman, st matns, IL United States	Ewie-Gooey was a worm. A strong worm was he. He wandered down the dirt road one day, the dirt bike he did not see. Now he lives up to his name Ewie-Gooey! Amber 12, wish you were here in, GA United States
what did the chicken say to the worm ?will you set on my eggs. Mckenzie, ny, NY United States	whats a worms favorite drink? worm milk lawrence, brooklen, NY United States
What did the worm say to the other in gym class? Let's worm up. Brandon Dickson, Defiance, OH United States	what's a worms favorite ride? a dirt bike. kurtis, defiance, OH United States
What do you call a worm thats asleep day and awake at night? a wormpire! k, columbus, OH United States	Q Why did the bird go into the library? A Becouse it was looking for a bookworm. Megan, Killen, AL United States
Why did the worm get married five times? Because it had five hearts to share! Justin Timberlake Jr. The second, Dallas, TX United States	Why did the worm eat it's ipod? It was an apple. austin steele, warnsberge, MO United States
Why do boy worms have five girlfriends? One to steal each heart. Gena, Bryson, NC United States	What do you get when worms take over the world? Global WORMing! Jackson 2Y, Tenafly, NJ United States
What does a worm like to put on his rice? Soil sauce Alicia Curtis, Fort Bragg, NC United States	Why does a worm love Valentine's Day so much? It has 5 Hearts! Luke, Mapleton, IL United States
Why was the worm's skin so sticky? Because he was a tape worm. Katie and Amy, Kilkenny Ireland	What did Mama worm say to the Baby worm when he was late for dinner? Answer:"Where on earth have you been?" Rithvik Kondai, South Brunswick, NJ United States
why'd the worm have five girl friends well, he has five hearts mia thermopolus, pittsburg, PA United States	Why was the worm sad? He was down in the dumps... Ishan K., Cupertino, CA United States
What do you get when you cross a worm with an elephant ansewer really big tunnels Jordan Borden, Salem, IN United States	Why did the worm fall out of the tree.....because the apple fell down! Devin Arduser, Strawberry Point, IA United States
What do you call an worm that rips itself and fixes itself?A tapeworm. Krishna, Jersey City, NJ United States	Why was the glow worm unhappy? Because her children weren't that bright! What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm! What did the woodworm say to the chair? It's been nice gnawing you! ???, ???? United States
Knock Knock! Who's there? Worm-ya. Worm-ya who? Worm-ya supposed to be here an hour ago? calli kerr, transcona, NY United States	what movie do you watch? Cast-Away Deja Doreen Kizer, Cary, NC United States
What did the worm say to the bird? Stop pecking on me Zach, S., lacenter, WA United States	What do you call a medieval worm? A knightcrawler Nathan Brackevelt, Des Moines, IA United States
What is a worm's favorite movie? -Cast Away!! La Fanda, St. Louis, IL United States	What is a worm favorite drink?Soil Milk Jad, Atlanta, GA United States
what does a presenter say when he introduces a worm ? Give him a worm welcome!!! Em, Buffalo, NY United States	What do you call a worm that rips itself and then fixes itself? A tapeworm. Ryan, Log Branch, NJ United States
What do you get when a worm crosses the road? A flat worm. Ryan Kreuz, Long Branch, NJ United States	Knock. Knock. Who's there? Worm-ya. Worm-ya who? Worm-ya supposed to here an hour ago? Grace D., Greenwood, IN United States
what did the bird say to the worm? pleased to EAT YOU! wong ho, bejjing China	What did the bald eagle say to the worm? You would be my great hair extention. reuben, Wellington New Zealand
What did the mama worm say to the baby worm when he was late for dinner? Where in earth have you been!!! logan and jose, hartford, CT United States	what do you call a 3 feet long animal that says 'I am a Worm?' -a snake pretending to be a worm Kristen, lima Peru
What kind of worm has a spine? A bookworm. balloon, chicago, IL United States	Tom the worm had a pet dog.what type was it? A wormen shepherd! Caroline, Copperas Cove, TX United States
What did the worm say to his girlfriend? I dig you. chloe plamondon, Hoover, AL United States	what do you call a worm with 4 legs?A WORM DOG! angelique, peekskill, NY United States
Joke: What's a worms favourite gum? Answer: WRIGGLEY'S! Carlizzle, Powell River Canada	What does a worm eat after dinner? Des-dirt Lynnette Jiang, Baltimore, MD United States
what do yo call a baby worms diaper after it went to the bathroom? a SOILDED diaper stephanie, san diego, CA United States	Earthwrom: my girlfriend just broke my heart. beetle: yea mine too. but at least you got four more! medina, plainfield, NJ United States
What is a worms faviort meal? des-dirt alex, MANDEVILLE, LA United States	What is a worms favourite gum? Wriggleys! Luti, Auckland New Zealand
What happens to a worm who digs too far? A. It gets in-dig-estion Elijah, Aventura, FL United States	What did the worm say to his girlfriend? -I dig you eric .c, friendswood, IL United States
Ewie-Gooey was a worm. A mighty worm was he. He wandered on the tracks one day, the train he did not see. Ewie-Gooey! Susie-Q, Wells, ME United States	How does a worm get out of bad situations? by worming its way out of it valerie, Corpus Christi, TX United States
Why do worms wake up late. Because the early bird catches the worm. Aaron, NY, IL United States	Why did the worm lay on it's back with it's feet in the air? he was trying to trip the birds!! shae, lafayette, LA United States
What did the worm say to the eskimo? It's time to worm up!! Jennifer, Ashley, Nicole, Danoh, Michelle, Chelsea, Atlanta, GA United States	Why do worm squiggle? - they don't know how to write Sarah Dillemuth, houston, TX United States
Why is the worm slimy when you pick it up?...answer...it was probably next to a drooling spider. Billy J, NYC, NC United States	Q:What do you call a worm that is shaped like a book? A:book worm Mia, Chicago, IL United States
what do worms eat for desert. mud pie. william mars, chiply, FL United States	What do worms drink before they go to bed? "worm" milk Arabella Ampulski, Mundelein, IL United States
how do you know where a worms head is? tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs! Sonia, Woodbury, MN United States	What Did The Racer Say To The Worm?? Eat My DirtHAHAH Junie B. Jones, Silverton, TX United States
why does a worm have a citillum? because it looks like a ban-daid and people think there hurt and they will take care of them (: JT kat, merrillville, IN United States	What did one piece of bait say to the other when they fell in love? I'm hooked on you! No Comment, Sorry Zambia
Why did the broadcaster target worms with his ads? He wanted a segemented audience. Mark Shevy, Meridian, ID United States	what do you say to a worm whos fallen for a trap? theyve fallen hook line and sinker leonie, lincoln American Samoa
what do you call worms dirty laundry? soiled! chris, outer hebrides, IL United States	WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A MARSUPIAL WITH A WORM? A WORMBAT KAZZ, BIRMINGHAM United Kingdom
Q.What do you call it when a worm takes over the world? A.Global worming! alex paul fiergang, pennsylvania, PA United States	Q. Why was the glowworm unhappy? A. Because her children weren't that bright! sevie, ardmore, PA United States
what did the warm say to the racer eat my dirt ajpineo, nova scotia Canada	How does a worm get out of a bad situation? Answer:He worms his way out! colleen, TALLAHASSEE, FL United States
why do worms like to go to the dirt trail? b cause they get to ride thier dirt biikes with out a licence or permission!!!!!!! micah walls, taylor, MI United States	what kind of worm can not go to outerspace? A. an earthworm Ha!Ha!Ha! D.K., Johnson, AR United States
What did the snail say the to the worm? Race you there! Shelbe DuBree, Tallahssee, FL United States	Why are some worms called earthworms?Because their so down to EARTH!!!!! Haley, Richwood, TX United States
why was the worm in the river? it was playing hooky! shesho, dallas, TX United States	worms are so skinny they can hoola-hoop through a cheerio Breanna Nicole Campbell, Roanoke Rapids, NC United States
Why didn't the worm cross the road? It was on a hook ! Mason Hays, Des Moines, IA United States	What is a baby birds favorite food? Worm-a-ronis! Madelyn Wright, Des Moines, IA United States
Why didn't the two worms go on Noah's Ark in a apple? Because they had to go in "pears". ErickCastillo, Des Moines, IA United States	How do worms get research? They dig up information. Robbie Ellis, Des Moines, IA United States
Wta did the mom worm say to the baby worm? Please go take a mudbath! Kayla Riewer, DesMoines, IA United States	What do get when you mix a worm with a pig? A wig. JoeyMiller, Des Moines, IA United States
What type of worms do morning doves like? answer:morning worms Madeleine McMillan298, Westlake, TX United States	knock,knock who's there? worm worm who? wormch'a gonna open the door? Harrison Oakley310, Trophy, TX United States
Why is a worm so deaf? Because they have so much dirt in thier ears. Aaron, Tilleda, WI United States	Why did the worm rob the bank? Because his dream was to be FILTHY rich! jr., carrollton, IL United States
Why do worms hate the Hoky-Poky? They can only put there head in! Ben, Blair, NE United States	wat did the fish say to the worm?come and have a dip in yhe pond. alex, ft.wayne, NY United States
Where do worms live in space? In a wormhole! callie, westlake, TX United States	Q.Why do worms squiggle? A.They don't know how to write!! Jack, Pincher Creek Canada
What do you call it when a shy worm makes a friend? He's wormed up to him! Mrs. Ryan, Barrie Canada	What did the worm say to the fish? Bite me! Mrs. Ryan, Barrie Canada
What do you call a worm mermaid? Wormaid Mrs. Ryan, barrie Canada	why do worms wear a extra coat?they want to be wormer HayDen, Columbus, IN United States
What did the womrm say to the bayby snake? Were twins. Leandro Gutierrez, CarpntersVill, IL United States	whats a worms lest favorite superhero? Robin sebastian F., weston, FL United States
why did the worm go to the apple? To find its true love Sebastian F., weston, FL United States	HOW DOES A WORM WRITE? IT DIPS ITSELF IN INK AND WIGGLES MORGAN SISKIND, WESTON, FL United States
what do you call a worm girl worm? a worman! Rafaella Del Solar, weston,fl, FL United States	What do you call a worm in the middle of a playground? Answer:A squished worm Jose Luis Alegria, Weston, FL United States
What Do Worms Do With Their Homework? They Eat It Dakota, Abilene, TX United States	What do worms say when they're playing Hot & Cold? You're getting Wormer! Ashley Brookes, WILLOUGHBY HILLS, OH United States
What do you call a worm that is trying to get across the street? A squished worm. samantha, dogeCity, AL United States	What do worms do after school? Burrowork Kelyn Liberty, Stockbridge, GA United States
Why did the worm cross the road? To get away from the bird! Taylor Martin, Stockbridge, GA United States	Why were the glow worms happy? Because they had bright kids! Alexander Huggins, Stockbridge, GA United States
How did the worm cross the highway? He didn't he took the dirt road. Laura O'Kelley, Stockbridge, GA United States	What did the worm say to the fish? Don't eat me you'll get caught! Trevor Jenkins, Stockbridge, GA United States
Why does a worm have a saddle on its back? Because an ant thought it was a horse Kaley Lefevre, Stockbridge, GA United States	Why did the worm dig a hole in his neighbor's yard? He wanted to "bur"row some dirt! Emily May, Stockbridge, GA United States
What did the worm say to the fisherman? Let's have a de-bait! Madison Adams, Stockbridge, GA United States	What to construction workers, cranes, drills, and worms all have in common? The dig dirt! Cameron Debro, Stockbridge, GA United States
What do you get when a worm eats Plaster of Paris? Plaster Castings Hee Hee Hee Tom C., Mesa, AZ United States	How does the worm cross the ruler? It inches! Charles Williams, Stockbridge, GA United States
What's the same between a horse and a worm? They both have a saddle! Reagan Langston, Stockbridge, GA United States	Why did the mom worm leave the restaurant? Because her son was feeling a little squirmy! CJ Erett, Stockbridge, GA United States
What did the boy worm say to the girl worm? I dig you! Nolan Warner, Stockbridge, GA United States	What kind of worm can you wrap presents with? A TAPEworm!!! Colton, stockbridge, GA United States
What kind of worm can you wrap presents with? A TAPEworm Colton, Stockbridge, GA United States	What does a worm brush his teeth with? His Bristles Colton, Stockbridge, GA United States
Why does the worm cross the road? Because he is stuck to the chicken's foot. Jandri, Pretoria South Africa	Why do we plant bulbs? So worms can see underground. Rachael Armitage, Halifax United Kingdom
why do worms leave for the winter wormer place tiger, cleveland, OH United States	why did the earth worm cross the road? to get to the other side of the earth!!!!! lucia, who cares, MO United States
Whats a worms favourite food? awnser apple hole Charlotte, londen United Kingdom	Why was the glow worm unhappy? Because her children weren't that bright! Stacey, Crown Point, IN United States
Why don't worms play sports? Because they are Soilsports! cameron Grant, Ottawa Canada	What does a disgraced worm have? answer: Mud on his face. Mistaya, Great Falls, VA United States
Why isen't the worm friends with the soil? Because the soil SPOILED the worms dessert. Dana,H., Kemptville Canada	What do you call a worm from Italy? Spaghetti Elliot Nall, Derby United Kingdom
What are worms favorite activity at the gym? answer: worm ups Austin, Milwaukee, WI United States	what did the worm say to the doctor when he was sick? he felt like dirt Kenny Allan, Kingston Canada
whats a worms least favrote tv show Tweety Alaska, sedro wolly, WA United States	What did the lactose intolerant worm pour in his cereal? Soil milk Kat, Staten Island, NY United States
What do have for dessert? Soil cream. everett, scherever, LA United States	What did the bird say to the worm? Come have dinner at my house brittany, schriever, LA United States
What did the worm say to the bird? Worm-up. Jaymaneeka, schriver, LA United States	Whats a worms favorite toy? A SLIP AND SLIDE! Alyssa, Proctor, VT United States
Why did the worm go into space? To find a worm hole !! Bonnie M.L Western Australia Bonnie M.L, Perth Australia	hey wat is a bug that likes butter ...answer a butterfly Pauline, New York, IL United States
Why do worms leave for the winter? Wormer place. Tiara, Cleveland, OH United States	What did the bird say to the worm? Catch ya later. Alex Bougher, Merrillville, IN United States
WHAT DID THE BIRD SAY TO THE WORM? COME HAVE DINNER AT MY HOUSE. Rogelio, D, CA United States	What do worms have for dessert? Soil cream. Tom, S. Australia
One day a lonely man went to buy a pet. The man at the counter said, "We have one left, but it's a centipede, and it can do anything." "Fine,I'll take it", said the man. When he got home, the man asked the centipede to clean his kitchen. Five m Chaz, J, TN United States	What do worms say to congragulate another worm? Wormtastic! Kathryn, K, OK United States
What do you call somone else`s cheese? Nacho cheese. Kristen , B, OH United States	WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEAD WORM? A DEAD WORM. GREG , M, KY United States
Q:What did the policeman say to his stomach? A:You're under a-vest. Kirstie, L United Kingdom	WHY DID THE MAN THROW THE CLOCK OUT THE WINDOW? ANSWER: BECAUSE HE WANTED TO SEE TIME FLY. KEYANDRA, R, KY United States
(Worm) Hello, dirt. (Dirt) ____________ (Worm) Munch munch. Alicia, K, OK United States	What did the worm say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!!! Anonymous, Cairns Australia
What did the fish ask the worm? Want to take a swim? (so I can eat you? muh ha ha aha aha aha ha(cough)) Mariah, Ishpeming, MI United States	What worm do you wear on your finger? A ring worm. Colt, South, IL United States
What did the fish say to the worm? May I eat you for dinner, juicey worm? Briana, Tyngsboro, MA United States	What did the worm say to the Apple? You are juicy! Devante, Defiance, OH United States
What did the bird say to the worm? May I eat you out. haha Dorian, Philadelphia, PA United States	What do you get with a worm that just got ran over? A flat worm! Katelynn, Witchita, KS United States
What do you call a worm that is getting dug up? Fish bait. Ashleigh, Wichita, KS United States	What did the worm say to the cantaloupe? May I eat you? Jamie, Syarcuse, NY United States
What do you call an earth worm with no home? Tunelless. Rasheeda, Chelsea, MA United States	What do you call a worm with 10 hearts? Double worm! haha Gabby, Westerville, OH United States
What do you call a worm that reads a lot? A bookworm. Amber, Grand Prairie, TX United States	What do you call a worm next to a chicken? Worm Dinner. John, Williamstown, NJ United States
What do you call a worm that lives in a house? A houseworm. Deark, St. Mars, IL United States	If a worm secret agent was put in a jar, what tool will he use? A wiggle ray. Nathan, Eltham Australia
What did the gardener say to the worm in a race? Eat my dirt! Brittany, Elyria, OH United States	What do you call a worm with no head? Wormless. Aimee, Tempo Ireland
What is the worm's favorite game at the park? The sandbox or the mud pile. Daniel, Lodi, NJ United States	What do you call a worm whose always scream? A screaworm. Elaika, Lodi, NJ United States
What is a sickness that a worm gets when it eats a lot of junk food? A wormache. Dominika, Lodi, NJ United States	What do you call a worm that fell in the bleder? A Wormmoothie. Daniel, Lodi, NY United States
Where does the worm go to the doctor? The woctor Thomas, Lodi Japan	What do you call Romeo and Juliet in wormland? Wormeo and Wormiet. Jaylon, Greenesboro, NC United States
What do you call a dead worm? A heavenly worm. Traci, Spuger, IL United States	What do you call a mistake made by a worm? A wormstake! Val, Ash, Jess, Al, Bell, CA United States
What do you call a beautiful worm that lives in the sea? A worm-aid. Nathan, Newton, MA United States	What do you call a group of worms? A swarm. Nathan, Newton, MA United States
What do worms do in the summer? Go sworming in the sworming pool. Dan, Newton, MA United States	what do you call a worm that is sitting by a fire? (: !a hot worm! :) Arlin, O'Brien, FL United States
How do figure out which end of the worm is the head? Tell a joke and see which end laughs! Staci, Newton, MA United States	What do worms do for exersize? Worm-ups and worming jacks! Kourtney, Katy, TX United States
Witch worms wear jerseys? The ones that play sports! Laith, Tulia, TX United States	What did the worm say to the bird? Nothing the bird ate him. Mitchel, Matoon, IL United States
What did the worm say to the worm waiter? I'd like to order some apple bits and a worm soda. Ellie, Raleigh, NC United States	What did the worm say to the fish? Go away im fishing Taylor, Defiance, OH United States
Why did the worm go to hospital? Beacuse it was not worming very well. Jordan, Leeds United Kingdom	Which worms wear helmets? The worms in the motorcycle gangs! Jacquelyn, Huntington Beach, CA United States
What did the bird say to the worm? Don't worry, I'm a vegetarian. Mrs. Sullivan and Mrs. Nardi's reading class, Rochester, NV United States	Why didn't the baby worm sleep at night? Because it is a nightcrawler. Mrs. Sullivan and Mrs. Nardi's reading group, Rochester, NY United States
What did the worm say after dad turned down the air? O thanks im wormer now!!!!!! Alyssa, Hampton, VA United States	Why did the worm cross the road? It didn't, it got run over on the way!:D Emily, Ottawa Canada
Why couldn't the worm wear hat? He didn't have a head! Keyton, Los Angeles, CA United States	what kind of sandwaich does a worm like? Apple sandwiches. Amanda, Lakewood, FL United States
Why did the worm eat a leaf? Because it had no teeth! Courtney, St. Charles, MO United States	What did the worm eat for lunch? Dirt. Jessica, Sebringville, CA United States
Why doesn't the worm need glasses? Because he has no eyes. Kori, Sumter, SC United States	Why did the worm cross the road? To get some squash. Skylar, Sumter, SC United States
What did the worm say in the summer? I'm worm. Collin, Jamestown, NY United States	What kind of sandwiches do worms like? Rotten Sandwiches Alexa, Helotes, TX United States
What did the worm eat for breakfast? Special decompose bar... Kaley, kailua, HI United States	What kinds of days do worms like? Worm days. Avalona, Omaha, NE United States
Why did the worm go to the store? He wanted dirt cake. Kyle, col., AL United States	What is a worms favorite pasta? Wormsghetti Brad, St.Louis, MO United States
Why do a wormm wiggle? He wants to be a clown. Leeann, Hamton, VT United States	What do you call a worm who ate a crab? A crabby crawler Chase, Edmond, OK United States
Who's Hermans best friend? Dirt! Azmir, Kubal Afghanistan	Why did the worm go to the doctor? Because he felt slimy! Owen, Colombiana, AL United States
Knock knock What? Worms don't have ears you know. John, Arlington, TX United States	Why are worms brown? They always take a mud bath. Kimberly, Marbury, AL United States
Why are worms brown? Because they live in the dirt! aubs and kels, pittsburgh, PA United States	Why do worms have trouble dating? They are all hermaphrodites and they are looking for hermaphrodites. Dennis, Rock Springs, VT United States
Why did the worm turn into the rainbow? Because he eat rainbow icecream Daniel, Wichatall Falls, TX United States	What do worms order at restaurants? Dirtbugurs! Carlos, Novato, CA United States
Why did the worm wiggle all over? Because he had ants in his pants. Angela, St.Charels, MO United States	What do you call a worm that ate a clown? A happy worm! Drew, St. Louis, MO United States
What did the worm say to the baby worms? Are you worm? Cece, Battleboro, GA United States	What has no legs and crawls? A worm! Caitlyn, Katy, TX United States
Why did the worm fly? Because it's a super worm! Haven, ABQ, NM United States	Why do worms wiggle? Because they are squiggly. Larissa, Armidail, IL United States
WHAT do you call a worm inspector. A wormsspector!!!!!! Anthony, Sunderland United Kingdom	What do you say if you were a worm and you ate some nice crunchy chips? "Mmmmmm!" "Worm Luseious!" Jamie, Calgary Alberta Canada
Why did the worm cross the compost pile? To squirm to the other side! Gabriel, Rochester, NY United States	What is the dance called that the worm does? the worm!!! lol Chad, Mt. Morris, MI United States
What do you call a worm that won't come out of it's tunnel? A chicken kind of worm!!!!!!! Vionna, Hoover United States Minor Outlying Islands	what do you call a crook worm? A wormburglar. Kaylyn, Roscoe, IL United States
What kind of worm do you get for a wedding? A ring worm. Michael, Butts County, GA United States	Why did the worm go to the dance club? because he wanted to get some butterfly friends Alyssa, Dallas, TX United States
Roses are red, vilotes are blue, worms are moist and so are you... hahahahaha Owyn, Vineland Canada	How do you tell if its a boy or girl worm? You give it a sandwich, if he eats it, it's a male, if she eats it, it's female Jordan, Grande Prairie Canada
What's a worms favorite tv show? Worm of fortune. What's a worms favorite dance? The Wiggle. Jenna, Chicago, IL United States	How many worms can you fit in a can? Worm hundred Stephen, Chicago, IL United States
What is a worms favorite tv show? the wiggles Henry, chicago, IL United States	Why did the scientist go to the worm? He wanted some wormula. Tony, Chicago, IL United States
What is a nightcrawlers favorite stew? Wormstew!!! What is a nightcrawlers favorite dance? The Worm!!! Monica Klimczak, Chicago, IL United States	Why did the worm cross the road? To say hi to his sis the slug. Alex, Chicago, IL United States
Where does a worn live? In Slime Time live Trent Kepley, Charlotte, NY United States	Why did the fisherman dudey use a worm for bait. Beacuse there worm-a-lishis! Mommy, VP, MO United States
Where can a worm surf but not be on water? ON THE INTERNET! Ashley, Venice, FL United States	Why did the worm football coach go to the bank? To get his worm quarter back!!!! Sammy, Venice, FL United States
What do you call a blondy worm? the blondy of the dirt. Ha Ha HA Tyler, Belt, MT United States	knock knock whos their worm worm who worman!!!!!!!!!!!! Kyra, Canada Canada
When do birds hide from worms? When the're in a squirmy situation! kechup_guru, South Euclid, OH United States	Why did the worm fall in love so fast? he had 5 hearts Taylor and Kelsey, Enola, PA United States
Knock Knock Whos there? Worm Worm who? Wormnt you going to say hi to Herman! Marissa and Savanna, Camp Hill/Enola, PA United States	What do worms like to eat? Worm food duh! Sherme, lilmne France
Why can't worms play I spy? Because they don't have eyes! Kylie, Scheller, IL United States	What did the worm do to pass the time? Put it in FedEx ground Wally, Lollygag, IL United States
Why did the worm cross the road? To get to the slide. Julia, Frisco, TX United States	What do you call a frozen worm? A wormsickle Chris, Houston, TX United States
Q:What do you call a worm with a black cape and fangs? A:A leach Michael Justman, Houston, TX United States	Why did the worm cross the road? /He wanted to dig a hole on the other side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Katie and Ginny, Hebron, MD United States
How come herman can never get a gold meddle? beacause her- man can only be braunz sophie schaal, rochester, NY United States	what do you get when you cross a worm with a cetapede? a wormapede. Jaylon Williams, Greensboro, NC United States
What was the toads best friend? A nemotoad. Emily, Biddeford United States Minor Outlying Islands	Q:what do you call a rainbow worm A: a colorumbricus terrestris katie, petoskey, MI United States
What did the worm give his wife for Valentines Day?A Ringworm!!! Kyle, Lewistown, PA United States	Sorry Herman but the early bird always gets the worm...so Herman...sleep late. Rochelle, Seldovia, AK United States
Q:What kind of worm hates flying? A:An earth worm. Kirsty, Aucklad New Zealand	Q:Why didn't the worm go see the Pirate Movie? A: Because it was rated ARGGGH!!! Sarah, Fairfield, OH United States
What's the most expensive worm you can buy! A ring worm Brayden, Curtis, WA United States	Who is a worms least favorite superhero? Robin!! Wardy, Dublin Ireland
Why did the roundworm want to loose wieght?He wanted to be a flatworm!!! Mariah, Dahlonega, GA United States	What type of worm can measure things? An inch worm! Brooke Lewis, Gibbsboro, TN United States
What is the most useful worm when wrapping presents? A Tape Worm!!! Lucy, Dusseldorf Germany	How does the Ausiie worm say good day mate? Good day wormmate Lucy, Sydney Australia
Q:What's Hermans best friend? A:Plants and compost Scotty Lee, Calgary, AB Canada	Why are worms full of romance? They have five hearts. jasper, Hyattsville, MD United States
why did the worm go to school? he wanted to get on the teachers apple. yolonda, jasper, TX United States	If a worm climbs a wall and can only climb 5 feet a day and falls 4 feet at night then how many days does it take to climb a 20 foot wall? 16 days because on the first 15 days, he climbed a total of 15 feet. Theon the 16th day he climbs 5 more feet an get Alexis, Red L ion, PA United States
Why did the the worm go to school? he wated to get into the teacher's apple. Alexis, Red L ion, PA United States	What did the worm say to the bee? Buzz off and sting somebody your own size. Zachary, Spartanburg, SC United States
Q. What's the difference between a worm and an apple. A. Have you ever tried worm pie? Georgia, Melbourne Australia	What do you get if you cross a slug with a worm ? A Slorm Alexander, Dunchurch United Kingdom
Why was the worm a 11 year old pirate and couldn`t see the pirate movie? Because the movie was rated arrrrrrr! Jordon, Houston, TX United States	Why was the worm in the desert happy when the bird ate him? Because he knew it would be dark and moist in its stomach! Wendal, Sacramento, CA United States
What is a worms least favorite card game? go fish Ryan, Macon, GA United States	What kind of sneeze did the worm have? The wormchou. Alyssa, Overland Park, KS United States
What's a worm's favorite breakdancing move? The worm! Lane, Pincher Creek Canada	What do you get when a sheep crosses a worm? A woley worm Tisha, burgaw, NC United States
What kind of a worm does a a fish like best? A hookworm! Chris, Arroyo Grande, CA United States	Why did the worm go to school? He wanted to get into the teacher's apple. Dayan, Seremban Malaysia
What is Herman the worm's favorite kind of chewing gum? Wriggley's, of course! Terry, Cle Elum, WA United States	What do you call a flying worm??? Supa worm!!! Charlie&Jack, Christchurch New Zealand
What do you get when you cross a ruler with a worm? An inch worm. Drew, New York, NY United States	How do worms say hello? Wormalllo. Courtney, Pittsfield, MA United States
What is a worm's favorite holiday? Earthworm Day! Briana, Waukesha, WI United States	Why do fish like worms? Because they are wormelicious! Brandon, Bothell, WA United States
Why did the worm go into outer space? He had to fill his worm hole. Ben, Chisolm, MN United States	What is hermans middle name? Wiggles! Heaven, Detroit, MI United States
Why did the worm get last place in the art contest? Because he squiggles too much! Maddie Pounds, Fredericksburg, TX United States	Why did the worm go to the park? So he could slime down the slide. Corey, Marengo, IL United States
What do you call a cute little wormie? HERMAN! Melissa, Tobyhanna, PA United States	Why did herman go to the dance hall ? Because Herman wanted to keep squirmin' Nick, Apalachin, NY United States
What is a worms least favorite song? Head , shoulders, knees, and toes! Sarah, Houston, TX United States	Why did the worm go to the party? So he can slime down to his grove. Enrique, Irving, TX United States
Which is the part the worm talks to an ant? The ANTeroir! Mattie, Hoston, TX United States	How does a worm get on slime time live? They put on ther best coat of slime. Daniel, Denton, TX United States
How do you tell a worm's head from its tail? Tickle it in the middle and see wich end smiles! Heather, Casselberry, FL United States	Why did the worm get to the other side of the road so fast? Because a bird was chasing him, so he had to get in the dirt to hide! Melissa, Poughkeepsie, NY United States
Why did the worm get bad grades? Because he wasn't a book worm. Robert, Parma, ID United States	What do you call a girl worm? A worman. Chris, Waco, TX United States
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a worm? A wooly worm! Zha'coria, Waco, TX United States	Why couldn't the worm get into the Whole worm supermarket? Because it was only half a worm! Jose, Galesburg, IL United States
What does a Mommy worm say when her kid worm is naughty? You're grounded! Jose, Galesburg, IL United States	What do you call a worm who lives in a piece of wood. A woodworm Jackson, Lexington, KY United States
Worm:Doctor,Doctor! I feel like I'm cut in half! Doctor: Ya'll just sit over there so I can deal with you both later! Thomas, Killeen, TX United States	Why can't you kill a worm? Because they have 5 times more love than us. Kyle, Mt Wanahakalugy, VA United States
What is a worm scared of most? Being live bait. Carli, Monaca, PA United States	Why did the worm start to wiggle? Because he saw the wiggles on t.v. Fuad, Sylvania, OH United States
What do you call a worm that can't sing? A flatworm! Someone, Fargo, ND United States	What do you get when you cross earth with a worm? Earthworm! Taylor, Bloomington, IL United States
What do you call a worm that can't stay still? A squirmy wormy. Squid, Scotch Plains, NJ United States	What is a worm's most feared expression? Hook, line and sinker. Katrina, Humdinger Sweden
What is a worm's biggest phobia? Being live bait. Jenny , bruton United Kingdom	BILLY: What do you call a worm version of "terminator" BRIAN: What? BILLY: The Worminater! Bryan, Milton, WA United States
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load! Evan, Vernon, NJ United States	What kind of worms are sticky? Tape worms! Pino, Brooklyn, NY United States
What do you call a worm with a website and a bunch of games? Herman!!!! Eric, New York City, NY United States	What is a ring worm in church? Lord of the rings. Isbeth, Hiealh, FL United States
A person put his pet worm on a fishing hook and put it in the lake. Then a cop came by and said "Your not allowed to fish here." The person said "Nonsense, I'm giving my pet a worm bath!!!" John, Suwanee, GA United States	How do you know which end is which on a worm? Poke it with a stick and see what end talks! Charlie&Jack, Canterbury United Kingdom
What did the worm say to the caterpillar? Nothing, worms don't talk. Michael, Suwanee, GA United States	What do you call a worm that can always put things back together? A tape worm. Sarah, Evansville, IN United States
What do you call the biggest worm in the wrold? Wormzilla. Andrew , Evansville, IN United States	Why didnt the worm go to school? Because it was disection day!!!!!!!! Kellen, Evansville, IN United States
Why did the worm go to the tanning be? Because he was scared of the sun. Seth, Evansville, IN United States	What is a ring worm in church? Lord of the rings. nicknalley, Evansville, IN United States
What do you call a worm and a monkey? A wornkey. Amanda, Allen, SD United States	Why do worms go out in the rain? Because they're always dirty!!!!!! Anna,Becca,Rebecca, Oakes, ND United States
If a worm climbs a wall and can only climb 5 feet a day and falls 4 feet at night then how many days dose it take to climb a 20 feet wall? Answer:16 days, because on the first 15 days, he climbed a total of 15 feet. Then on the 16th day he climbs 5 more f Jolean, Woodbridge, VA United States	What reads and lives in a apple? A bookworm. Hannah, Newton, MA United States
Why did the customer get mad at the barber? She gave him a worm instead of a perm. Shaniqua, Evansville, IN United States	What animal is the animal that can dance the best? A worm because they can realy wiggle.!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rachel, Achnochs Germany
What is the most famous vampire worm? Count Dracu-Leech Drew, Evansville, IN United States	What do you call a worm with a bird? Toast. Josh, Evansville, IN United States
Willie the worm just got back from his date with Willma the worm. His friend, Will the worm, asked him how did it go? What did Willie say? I'm hooked. Sarah, Evansville, IN United States	Why did the worm go to the dance club? He wanted to get some butterfly friends. Kelly, Hollywood, CA United States
How can a worm ignore you? The dirt goes through one end, and out the other. Casey, Evansville, IN United States	What kind of agent do worms like to be? Undercover agents(underground) Clara, Marion, VA United States
sittin on my front porch chewing my bubble gum and along came Herman the worm I said "where ya going Herman?" "going to breakfast." 5 minutes later I'm sitting on my fence post playing with my yoyo and Herman was 5 inches long I said Herman what happened Sarah, Roanoke, VA United States	What do you call a worm with a lot of hearts. A love worm!!! Rebekah, weaton, IL United States
What do you call a worm with a lot of hearts. A love worm!!! Rebekah, Wheaton, IL United States	How many different valentines does a worm have? Five because it has one heart to love each girl!! Sarah, Vernon, NJ United States
What do you call a worm that holds things together? A tape worm! Richie, Sussex, NJ United States	Why was the worm made with no arms,legs,eyes or hands? So it could dig! Brandon, Memphis, MT United States
What is a worms favorite type of ice cream? Green slimebert. Rio, Taichung Canada	What do you call a earthworm at the beach? A surf worm. Kiara & Nicole, Brisbane Australia
What do you get when you cross a worm and a mouse? I don't know but it's something for an elephant to really to be afraid of! Meredith, Sudbury, MA United States	When herman was talking to a duck, what did the duck say? "YOU QUACK ME UP!" Natasha, Claremore, OK United States
What a worm with no teeth? A Gummy Worm! Emily/Angela, Collive, TX United States	What do you get when you put a worm in the freezer? Wormcicles! Dale, Claremore, OK United States
What is a worm's favorite TV show? Worm TV Taylor, Lindsborg, KS United States	What's an inch worm's favorite type of measurement? An inch! Megan, Lindsborg, KS United States
What is a worm's favorite band? The Squirms. Robert, Lowe, ID United States	What is macaroni and worms mixed together?Macawormi! Andrew , Shippenville, PA United States
Why do worms go to Bermuda for vacation? Because it's WORM there! Vivian Chiu, North Andover, MA United States	Knock,knock. Who's There? worm ach. Worm ach who? bless you Mr. Worm. Richard, San Antonio, TX United States
What did the man worm say to the girl worm? this ring worm is a sign of my love. meme, canwana Australia	Why did the worm not eat the dirt? Becuase there was a hair in it Ewan, Falls Church, VA United States
What did the worm say to his valentine? "I really dig you." Andrea, Butner, NC United States	What is a worm's favorite vehicle? An earthmover! Andrea, Butner, NC United States
how can you tell if a worm will keep its promise? it crosses all of its hearts Kate, Sault ste marie, MI United States	What kind of worm doesn't have a beginning or an end? A ringworm Kyle, Appleton, WI United States
Why did the worm cross the road? It was attached to the chicken's neck. Benjamin, San Diego, CA United States	What do you call the disease when worms are afraid of spiders? Wormphobia! Sarah, Westminster, MD United States
Q: How can you tell when a worm is telling the truth? A: He crosses all of his hearts! Melissa, Wilton, CA United States	Q: What do you get when you cross a worm with an icicle? A: A wormcicle! Zack, Wilton, CA United States
What do you call a smart worm that sqirms a lot? Mr. sqirmy pants Stephanie, Milford, NJ United States	What did the worm do on when it was on it's stomach? It did the worm dance. Kaylub, Nachese, IL United States
What is a worm's favorite food? Gummy worms. Samantha, Garland, TX United States	What do you call a worm that is a vegetarian? A Wormatarian! Ryan, Wilmington, NC United States
What would a worm's valentine say? I love you with all my hearts. Abby Thurman, Raleigh, NC United States	what do you call a worm that sqiggles a lot? Sqiggleworma! Shanna, Camndenton, MO United States
How do worms travel in space? They use worm holes. Thomas worm, Raleigh, NC United States	What do you call a good worm that flies? An un-grounded worm. Megumi, Westport, CT United States
Why do worms live in wet places? Because they like to wet the bed!!!!! Leah & Kerry, Boston, MA United States	What do you say when you see a worm? "Which side is its head?" David, Boston, MA United States
Why didn't the worm cross the road?There were birds running around on the road. Colin, Boston, MA United States	What do you call a worm who likes math? An inch worm. Ana, America, NY United States
Why did the worm cross the road? Because it was raining. Jack, Lincoln, MA United States	How do worms communicate? A wormaphone. Ian, Cary, NC United States
What do you call a worm that's addicted to fishing? Hooked! Kazz, Winchester United Kingdom	What's a worm's least favorite movie? The Birds. Hans, Paderborn Germany
Why did the worm go to New York ? He wanted to see the big apple. Frank, San Francisco, CA United States	How do worms travel around London? They use the underground!!! Kazz, Winchester United Kingdom
How do worms travel in space? They use worm holes!!!!!!!!! Kazz, bruton United Kingdom	Worm: Doctor, doctor I feel like a worm!! Doctor: Well wriggle over there then, and i'll see you later! Rosie, Portsmouth United Kingdom
What do you get if you cross a worm with a western movie? Clint Wormwood Nari, Tokyo Japan	How does a worm borrow a book from the library? He doesn't, he burrows it!!! Jenny, Bruton United Kingdom
What do you get when you cross a worm with a library? A book worm!!!! Bryony, Bruton United Kingdom	What do you get when you cross a worm with a spade? Two half brothers! Amy, Brisbane Australia
What do you get if you cross a baby with a worm? A little wriggler. Lucy, Bruton United Kingdom	Why did the worm crawl in the pancakes? It was breakfast time. Chandler&Hope, Woodland, MA United States
What do you call a worm that is squishy and soft worm? Answer:Herman Mohit, Houston, TX United States	What do worms use to freshen their breath? Wrigglies extra!!!! Kev-Cair Mar-Win, Wormouth, NY United States
What do you get if you cross a line with a thousand slimy scary worms on the bus? Something you don't wanna sit by. Jessica, Masaryktown, FL United States	Why did the worm go underground? He wanted to eat dirt. Kevin, Menasha, WI United States
What do you call a worm on a hook that is under water by a fish? A hooked worm. Megan, Neenah, WI United States	Why did the worm go to the dance? Because he wanted to do the wiggle dance. Emily/Angela, Neenah, WI United States
What did the worm family do with their neighbors stuff? They burrowed it! Kyle, South Elgin, IL United States	What kind of frozen treat do worms like? A wormsicle. Ben , Seekonk, MA United States
What do worms look like when they are eating an apple? A little man digging in a huge apple garden. Robert, Baltimore, MD United States	What did one worm say to the other? Between you and me, something is squirming. Brian, Aurora, IL United States
What kind of worm do you use for math? An inch worm. Kaitlin, Fort Wayne, IN United States	What dose a worm say after he ate? Wormilicious Taylor and Hayley, Sarasota, FL United States
What does a worm do when he goes past a girl? He says, "Want to get digging?" Aaron, Sarasota, FL United States	Why couldnt the worm see the movie? Because it was to wormy and squiggly? Jeremy, Waterford, IL United States
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. Kaylah, Johnsburg, IL United States	What do you call a worm who goes swimming? Fish food! Sati, Friendswood, TX United States
What does a earthworm have to carry his bags? His setae!!! Randi, Mattwan, MI United States	What do you call a worm and a butterfly put together? A waterfly. Kasey, Friendswood, TX United States
Hey, are you trying to worm your way out of taking worm class?! Yep. Thomas, Wayside, NJ United States	What do you call a worm in Notre Dame? The hunchback of NotreWorm. Jordan, Clearlake, TX United States
Why did the worm say "Go ahead squish my heart?" Because he would have four more. Jacob, Killeen, TX United States	What do call a man coverd in worms? Wormman. Jacob, Killeen, TX United States
What do you get when you put worms on the stove? Some fried worms! Andrew, Forest, MD United States	What do you call a person who digs for worms? A wormatologest. Dara, Forest Vill, IL United States
Why did the worm tunnel underground across the road? To beat traffic. Meg, Harhford, MI United States	Why did the worm cross the playground?To get to the other slide. Madison, Glosester, NJ United States
Why did the worm not play football? Because he was afraid of the tackle. Cody, Hot Springs, VA United States	Why do worms crawl? Because they can't see. Jordan, Mesa, AZ United States
Why did the worm want bones? So he had something to break. Cole and Ben, Van Buren, AR United States	One day a boy said to a worm, "I will never amount to anything because I can not make the muscle team. I am just skin and bones." And the worm says "Maybe I should go there. I am just muscle." Joshua, Van Buren, AR United States
What do you call a worm that broke his leg at night? A night crawler Jared, Waunakee, WI United States	What do you call a worm who has glasses, is smart, and loves to read? A Bookworm! Sam, Peru, IL United States
Why was the worm in the hawks nest? He thought it was a bed. Corey, Ft. Wayne, IN United States	Why does the worm stay in its hole till morning?Because it knows the early bird catches the worm. Caroline, Minden, NC United States
Why don't worms like sweaters? Because they are already worm and hairy. Brisa, San Diego, CA United States	Why did the worm crawl into the flower bed? To go to sleep. Cody, Fort Wayne, IN United States
Why did Herman cross the ocean? To get away from the fishing hook on the other side. Lucis, New York City, NY United States	What do you call a person who reads a lot? A book worm. Trisha, Cosby, TN United States
Knock knock who's there? Cast!!! Cast who? Castings Allison, Fort Wayne, IN United States	What does a worm say to a bird? Leave me alone. treyvaun, lubook, IL United States
What is a worms least favorite song? Head,shoulders,knees,and toes! Josh and Noah, Meadowlakes, TX United States	Why did Herman stay in his tunnel all day and sob? He felt down in the dirt! Matthew, Glendale, AZ United States
Why do worms eat cheese? Because they're already sticky! Joshua, Wayside, IL United States	Why did the worm throw the butter out. Because he wanted to see butter fly. Nick, Wayside, NJ United States
Why couldn't the worm get into the Whole worm supermarket? Because it was only half a worm! Allison, Ruidoso, NM United States	What happes when a worm crosses with disco? It says I can dig it! Tommy, Ashland, KY United States
Why did the worm throw the butter out? Because he wanted to see butter fly. Joshua, Mountville, PA United States	How do you know where the worms mouth is. Tickle its tummy so it smiles. Daniella, Norlane West Australia
Why couldn't the worm get on the rollercoaster? Because he was too small. Katie, Canton, GA United States	Why didn't Herman go to the prom? Because his date was a doll. Sasikiya, Orange, NJ United States
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a worm? A wooly worm. LeNita, Roxboro, NC United States	Wher does a worm get there tail when they lose it? At a retail shop. Robbin, Alberta Canada
knock! knock! who's there? worm. KNOCK! KNOCK! who's there? worm. knock! knock! who's there? caterpillar. caterpiller who? are you glad that I didn't say worm! Cody, Kemptville Canada	What do you call a worm that lives in a light bulb? A glow worm! Skyler, Woodstock Canada
What did the worm say when he saw the monster? Nothin, because he cant see. Shannon, Atlantic City, NJ United States	Why was the worm happy to cross the worm? Because he was already a flatworm. Marie, Atlantic City, NJ United States
Why did the inch worm hate measuring? Because he was too small to see the ruler. Erica, Glenburn, ME United States	Why did the worm take a math class? To see if his couison inch worm was there! Cortney & Jasmine, York, PA United States
What do you get when you cross the moon and a worm? One homesick earthworm. Tenden, Farmington, MO United States	What happens when you cross a bird and a worm? Lunch time! Zach, Cleveland, WI United States
Q:Why couldn't the worm go to the rest room at the restaurant? A: Because the rest rooms were labled men's room and ladies room. Emma, New Baltimore, NY United States	Why didn't the worm cross the road? Because it was too hot! Hanna, New Baltimore, NY United States
What do you get when you cross a worm with a vacuum cleaner? Many, many WORMS. John, Coeymans, NY United States	What do you call a worm in an apple? Candy. Jo, Ravena, NY United States
what kind of worm eats gum? A gummy worm. Juliana, Nappels, FL United States	What kind of worm holds the bride and grooom's rings? A ringworm Brittany, Cooper City, FL United States
What worm hates Mars ? Earth worm. taylor, New York, NY United States	What kind of worm goes to the circus? A ring worm. Steven, Austin, TX United States
What worm is brown and red? An earth worm with a diaper rash!!! Jackie, Cooper City, FL United States	How did the worm cross the road? He dug under! Juliana, Cooper City, FL United States
What do you get when a worm cross the road? A squished worm! Ryan, Fairfax, VT United States	Why did the earthworm cross the road? Answer: To get to the compost heap! Zachary, Sydney Australia
Why did the worm cross the street? To get away from the chicken that was chasing him. Karlie, Burlington, IA United States	How many worms does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know they've all been fried! BluBarry, Cairo Egypt
How do you know which end of a worm is the head? Tickle the middle and see which end laughs. Amber, Ellershouse Canada	Why did the worm cross the road? To get to the other slime. Rachel, Woodstock Canada
What do you call a worm when it becomes gummy? Gummy Worms Deep, Edison, NJ United States	What do you call a worm when it attacks a person? A wormanater Drakko, England United Kingdom
What did the worm say to the fish? I'm hooked for you! Sam, Danielson, CT United States	What's the best kind of worm? A ring worm. Christopher, Oktan United States
What does a Mommy worm say when her kid worm is naughty? Your grounded! Kash, Dallas, TX United States	What do you call a red wiggler? Jello Jordan, North Platte, NE United States
I was sitting on the porch, and here come Herman The Worm!He was so little. I said Herman, what happened to you? He said, duh, that he ate a ant. The next day,He came back.He was big. I said Herman, what happened to you? He said DUH! He ate a horse! Jordan, North Platte, NE United States	What does a worm do when its scared to death? It has five heartatacks! Andrea, Defiance, OH United States
what do you get when you cross a bus and a worm? a wormbus Derek, Defiins, OH United States	What kind of worm wiggles in a bun and is covered with ketchup? A worm dog. Derek, Feeding Hills, MA United States
What do you call a worm that knows everything? A bookworm. Brandon, Oakton, VA United States	What is a worm's favorite holiday? Valentines Day because it has 5 hearts! Graham, Oakton, VA United States
What do u get wen u cross a cow with a worm? A raw, pink pork chop Jessica, Orland Park, IL United States	What do you get when you cross a sheep with a worm? A wooly worm Tomas, Orland Park, IL United States
How many worms does it take to change light bulb? They can't, they dont have hands!!! Jessica, Orland Park, IL United States	Why do worms have five hearts? ............................... Because if they get their heart broken by another worm they wil have four more. Chelsea, Defiance, OH United States
What is an earthworm's favorite holiday??? Earth Day!!! Jennifer, Defiance, OH United States	What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm! Ryan, Hickory Hills, IL United States
What did the mommy worm say to the baby worm when he had done something wrong? You SOILED our name! Cassie, Papillion, NE United States	A boy was out fishing the park ranger said it is illegal to fish here. And the boy said i know I'm teaching a worm to swim. Kels, Waco, TX United States
What do you call a worm that crawls and comes up at night? A nightcrawler Madison, Sapulpa, OK United States	Why did the worm cross the road?Because a fish was chasing him. Austin, Arrington, TN United States
Who was the first worm president? George Wormington Miles, De Pere, WI United States	How does a money loving worm start every bed time story? Once upon a dime.... Kayla, Marshallville, OH United States
What did one worm say to the other? Don't be bobbin here comes a robbin. Sarah, Rome, NY United States	Why did the worm cross the street? To prove he had real guts! Lily, Severna Park, MD United States
What does a Mommy worm say when her kid worm is naughty? You're grounded! Ryan, Ann Arbor, MI United States	What do you call A worm that's hairy? A caterpillar Nick , Temprence, MI United States
Where do worms get facts about one another? On the worm net. Anne, Temperance, MI United States	what do you call a worm that got smashed? A flat worm. sabrina, phoenix, AZ United States
A boy was out fishing. A park ranger says "Don't you know it's illegal to fish here?" Then the boy says, "I'm not fishing, I'm teaching a worm how to swim!" Danny, Spotsylvania, VA United States	WHY IS A WORM SO LOVING? BECAUSE THEY HAVE FIVE HEARTS. PATRICK , FINKSBURG, MD United States
Q - What did the worm do while waiting to see if he had won the contest? A - He waited with baited breath. Veronica, Jasper, TX United States	Why do worms stay under ground? To get away from my jokes. Anna King, Tucon, AZ United States
What are worms favorite sport? Golf...beacause they get a hole in one! Kajal, North Wales, PA United States	What kind of shoes do worms wear? Worm sketchers Christina, North Wales, PA United States
what do you get when you cross a worm and a snail? a snorm! Austin, Mt. Selmam, TX United States	Knock Knock who's there worms worms who worms hate sun Jacob, Kingman, KS United States
What do you get when a worm crosses the street? A scrambled worm! Cristal, Garden City, KS United States	Why did the worm make a good reporter?He knew how to get the dirt on people. Reynaldo, Jasper, TX United States
What kind of house does a worm live in? A "holey" one. Christian, Jasper, TX United States	What do you call a worm that is edible? A gummy worm. austin, san antonio, TX United States
Who is the most feared worm in the world? The worminator! Xavier, bangladesh Antarctica	What is a centipedes favorite food?Worm pudding. Mrs. Long, Thousand Oaks, CA United States
Why was the apple talking? Because a worm was in it. Breawna, Thousands Oaks, CA United States	What do you call a worm that lives underground? A earth worm Marcia, New York, NY United States
What is a cat to a worm? The Empire State Building. Julie Hays, elcton, OH United States	Why did Herman cross the street. Because he wanted to make Herman Street. Logan, Tulsa, OK United States
What is worse than eating a worm? Finding it in your apple. Savannah, Tulsa, OK United States	Why did herman dance with a raisin? Because he couldn't get a date. Breana, Tulsa, DC United States
What worm hates Mars? An Earth worm. Chris, Grindrod Canada	What do you call a worm that's been cooked? Green Cuisine! Natalia, Raliegh, NC United States
Why did the worm go in the hole? He was being chased by a bird. Marco, Acworth, GA United States	Why did the worm cross the road? To avoid the birds! Jordan, Hendersonville, NC United States
Why did the worm cross the road? To get to the other side. Gray, Garland, TX United States	What did the worm say to the other worm? I bet you feel all gushy inside! Michelle, Garland, TX United States
Why did the worm cross the road? He didn't, he used a tunnel UNDER the road. He didn't have to cross it. Ashley, Garland, TX United States	Q - Why didn't the worm like to go to bed early? A - He was a night crawler. Itzel, Jasper, TX United States
What do you call a worm with no legs? DUH! A worm! Addison, Austin, TX United States	What do you call a worm that carries a ring? A ring worm. Celia Taylor, Thousand Oaks, CA United States
Why did the worm wear a hat? Because he had a bad hair day. Diego Rivera, West Lake Village, CA United States	Why was the worm juicy? Because he went through a apple. Breawna Piper, Thousand Oaks, CA United States
Jill brought a toy for share. I brought a worm. Tom brought a baseball glove. I brought a worm. Kate brought hairclips. I ate the worm! Everyone stared at me. (It was a gummy worm!) Valerie Lee, Ventura County, CA United States	Why did the worm eat the apple? He wanted his teeth to fall down. Edwin, Thousand Oaks, CA United States
Why did the worm have wings? Because he got them from a butterfly. Erika, Thosand Oaks, CA United States	KNOCK, knock. Who's there? Herman. Herman who? Herman didn't you? Ciera, Thousand Oaks, CA United States
What do you call a worm with lines? A line worm! Christian, T.O, CA United States	wats the best kind of worm? A ring worm. Rachel, Teprence, MI United States
What's a worm with no teeth? A gummy worm! Alan, Temperance, MI United States	Why do worms wiggle? Because they are getting the tickles out. Megan Gump, Temprance, MI United States
Why didn't a worm cross the woods in the summer? The worm was scared. Alissa M. Geiger, Temperance, MI United States	I was sitting on the porch, and here come Herman The Worm!He was so little. I said Herman, what happened to you? He said, duh, that he ate a ant. The next day,He came back.He was big. I said Herman, what happened to you? He said DUH! He ate a horse! Sierra, Kelton, SC United States
What happened to the earthworm that ate the chilli? It turned into a red wriggler. Matt Gardner, Mandurah Australia	What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple! Chris, Urbana, IL United States
Why did the worm cross the road? Because the birds were all on his side and were very hungry! Haley, Darrouzett, TX United States	What do u call a worm in a fur coat? A caterpillar Nat, Nanaimo Canada
What did the worm say to the other worm? Let's wiggle on outta here. Meghan, Gainesville, TX United States	What do you call a worm who likes to play in the soil? Dirty Tara, Philadelphia, PA United States
Why did the worm cross the playground? To get to the other slide. Jordan, Auckland New Zealand	Why did Herman dance with a raisin? Because he couldnt get a date. Kristina, Goodyear, AR United States
What do you call a worm having a bad hair day? A creepy crawlie. Alene & Tonya, Mexico	What do you get if you cross a sheep with a worm ? A wooly worm! Ryan, Yorkshire England
How do golfing worms like their apples? With a hole in one. Kim & James, Cambridge England	Why did the worm like fishing? Because he was hooked. Julian, Nowra Austrailia
What did the worm say to the mole? I guess we're on the ground floor. Sayli, Johnston United States	How do you find out which end of a worm is its head? Tickle it in the middle and see where it smiles! Eleanor, Reading, PA United States
When the baby earth worm got home one night late, guess what the mom said? Where on earth have you been ? Danielle, Grand Island, NE United States	Why did the worm cross the yellow brick road? To see the Gizzard of Oz. Justin, LeClaire, IA United States
What happens to a worm who digs too far? It gets in-dig-eston. Andrew, Washington, IL United States	What do you call a red wiggler? Jello Anonymous, United States
Why did the worm cross the road? To get to the greener side. Elini, Newton, PA United States	Knock, knock Who's there? Worm Worm who? Worm in here isn't it? Farrah, Victora, British Columbia Canada
What's green, and has a diaper rash? I don't know? A sick baby worm. Andy, Appling, GA United States	How do worms like their hot cocoa? worm (warm) Carly, Forth Worth, TX United States
What's the worst job for a worm? Private Eye. Danielle, United States	What kind of worm do you use for math? An Inch Worm. Mrs. Lertte, Ottawa United States
What do you call a worm in the winter? A wormsicle. Amy, Elgin United States	What do you call a worm that’s edible? A gummy worm! Tina, Midland, MI United States
What does a worm do with the sections of the newspaper he doesn't want to read? He eats them! Chelsea, Cedar Rapids, IA United States	What is a worm that's smashed? Dirt Michael, , IN United States
What do you call a worm that's a planet? An earthworm. Tim, Springfield, IL United States	What do you call a female worm? A worman Josh, Springfield, IL United States